Me: OH GOD, I am going to watch Star Wars. I am going to cry.
The Movie Starts (Me): *screams internaly* THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. So, Luke is dissapeard and Leia is a…general? How much I have lost?
When I saw Poe: He is cute.
Whe I saw BB8: HE IS CUTENESS, BITCH.
Old Man I dont know his name to Kylo Ren: bla bla family bla bla
Me: Oh, so he is the son of Han and Leia. I know it before. Actually, I know all it before.
The Girl by my side: OH MY GOD, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
TGBMS: you ARE Wikipedia, Spotify, Shazzam and Netflix.
Finn and Poe (Me): Ouh, why they are so cute, but Finn is very interesting.
Rey (me): She is goals. Basically, she is what I want to be: a independent and phenomenal woman.
Me: Oh, the ship where Finn, Rey and BB8 where going it has been destroyed and they are going to THE MILLENIUM FALCON IS HERE IN JAKKU.
Han Solo: Chewie, were home.
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAN! CHEWIEEEEE! OH GOOOODDDDDDDDD HE LOOKS SO OLD. WHERE IS LEIA.
Maz Kanata (Me): oh cutie.
Leia and Han (Me): AW AW AW MY HEART IS GONNA EXPLODE
The World: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: HE IS HERE BITCHES, HE IS HERE
R2D2 and BB8 (me): OH MY HEART IS GONNA STOPPPPPP THIS MOVIE ALL IS PERFECT.
Leia: You still drive me crazy
Me: YOU BOTH STILL DRIVE ME CRAZY. PERFECT, PERFECT PEEEEERFECT.
Rey trying to do mind tricks (me): hA,HA, HA you cant do this. Stop it.
Rey: *makes a mental trick good*
Me: No,no, no. NO SOLO DONT GO THERE.
Kylo: *kills his own father* sorry
Me: *CRIES A LOT OF TEARS* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD, DID SOMEONE EVER IMAGINE THIS?! MY HEART. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO. FUCK YOU JJ ABRAMS
The Cinema: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS HAPPENING HERE!
The Battle (Me): i dont care
Rey using the lazer: i dont care
The rebels destroy the planet: i dont care
Me: I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IN THIS LIFEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me: GO TO THE FUCKING HELL. YOU WERE NOT WITH HIM WHEN HE DIEDDDD. SHUT UP.
Credits: FUCK YOU JJ ABRAMS, FUCK ANYTHING. FUCK EVERYBODY-
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