top 10 favourite dumb lines throughout st history??
OKAY so this is subjective and more like. things i think are funny but anyways,
Voyager is extremely overrepresented here. And that is as it should be.

if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Discoholic 🪩
noise dept.
Keni
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

izzy's playlists!

bliss lane
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ojovivo
todays bird

roma★

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@carrot-pimp
top 10 favourite dumb lines throughout st history??
OKAY so this is subjective and more like. things i think are funny but anyways,
Voyager is extremely overrepresented here. And that is as it should be.
Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
Oops wait not my house
Not my wife either
Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I
illustration of me making my dad listen to lemon demon in the car
There are easier ways to come out to your parents
every piece of news is so gut wrenching and miserable. I hatched some more baby shrimps today. all they know is eat yeast
Do we all know what week it is? Weird Al and George do. #BannedBooksWeek
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(Photo by the lovely and talented Amanda Palmer, archer supreme.)
It is that time of the year again. Weird Al and George RR Martin and some weird English bloke who used to write some comic book say READ BANNED BOOKS. READ BANNED COMICS. And support your libraries.
I thank you.
Guess what week this is? It is that week again…
KILOMÈTRES MORALES ASDGHASDJASJKDKJA
Funny guys. Fungi. Afungus.
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
The reading comprehension on this website……….
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀
The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent
I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way
same energy
holy trinity
The fourth horseman
Here’s another for yall
Hey why can’t I reblog this
wait this post is a no-note bungus
The noteless glitch.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Parents be like “you know you can talk to me about anything right?” and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things
compresses you into a zip file and doesn't extract you lol
Let's flip the Senate. Register. Donate. Vote.
I know people are being shown right now that voting does not fix everything, so some people might be feeling despair and wondering why we even bother to vote. Often the Democrats we vote in are still imperfect. But that does not make voting less important. We must still vote, and then we must HOLD THOSE DEMOCRATS ACCOUNTABLE TO THEIR CONSTITUENTS. Both political actions are important!! An crappy Democrat in office leaves much to be desired but is still miles better than a Republican, so we must ensure that Republicans do not win.
A friendly reminder for those looking at Mark Kelly and going “he’s an old white guy, what difference does it make?”
1) McSally’s seat is a stolen one. There’s a lot of specifics here about how Arizona politics work, but suffice to say she lost the popular vote so the governor found a way to appoint her, instead. Electing Mark Kelly means the seat returns to the hands of the people, instead of somebody firmly in Doug Ducey’s pocket.
2) remember Gabby Giffords? The congresswoman who was shot by a right-wing extremist for being “too left-wing”? This is her husband. He was an astronaut. Gabby now has too many neurological difficulties to hold a seat, so he changed careers mid-course and went from NASA to politics to continue her work. This is a man who knows what hardship looks like, knows what sacrifice looks like, knows EXACTLY what the stakes are and is NOT going to give up and let his wife down.
He’s not “just another old white man.” He’s a man for whom this is INTENSELY PERSONAL.
i learned that Romans were known to create tombs for their dogs and gave them epitaphs to remember them by. One such inscription read, “I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home with my own hands 15 years ago.” (x)
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. queer people need to trust other queer people.
don’t question someone else’s labels. TRUST that they’ve done that already. if they ask you for advice, fine, but DO NOT go in swinging. don’t go up to a straight trans man and ask why he doesn’t identify as a lesbian. don’t talk to non-binary people and tell them that their identity is a sham if they don’t transition. don’t ask bi people when they’re going to pick a side. don’t assume that someone who is ace is just repulsed by their own internalized homophobia.
like just… have respect for your fellow lgbtq+ folks because there are so few of us in an OCEAN of hetero-cisnormativity. we don’t have to chip away at each other until only the Cardinal Few remain. there is no reason that we can’t have space for the people who question, the people who change their minds, the people who dip a toe in and pull back out. i am HERE for those people, just as much as i am HERE for the people who can write a dissertation on their attraction and knew from the moment they were born that they were Hella Gay.
there is nothing simple about self-discovery and frankly, i’m not here on this earth long enough to scrutinize my fellow marginalized peoples. there’s no reason to do that shit. it does not, in fact, hurt queer people to be wholly accepting of any wayward identity. non-dysphoric? demi-gray-ace as hell? don’t care, as long as you’re fighting on my side, because i’m fighting on yours.
inclusivity all the way, yo.
BLESS
I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever
Imagine still fat shaming in 2020. Imagine being that depressing of a person.