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This blog is a mess

[metaldragoon]

[correctdichotomy]

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

[nope-deactivated20161202]

i want to die

[makro-prinz]

I want to be friend with it

[cybergata]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[kawaiifinds]

Check out these amazingly adorable sloth plushies on TOM!! They’re so cute omg OTL That giant one is stealing my heart, but I definitely don’t have space (or $160!!) for such a monster. :(

Search “namakemono” to find them! Namakemono is Japanese for sloth ^^

Find more kawaii at Kawaii Finds!

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How about a shout out to the people who have “ugly” symptoms like obsessing over others, having fits of rage, idolizing people, debating their validity constantly, crying over the tiniest things, depending on others for validation. Shout out to the people who are so frustrated with not being able to control their own mind. You guys rock. I understand that feeling and I’m here for you.

[falsejesiipart2]

this kitten squeaks instead of meowing

[ever-e-ting]

KITTY PARROT!

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

if I saw this I would be forced to adopt immediately

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

are they a “:3” emo, a “^_^” emo, a “._.” emo, or an “xD” emo

[nasturbate]

[hexnovo]

big dogs laughing (at me)

[thesadghostclub]

[fadeintocase]

i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.

[cavernslair]

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

the ferret twins, us brothers two

we don’t do things most ferrets do

i am a painter, bold and proud

my strokes precise, my colors loud

i illustrate for ferretkind

with shades and hues both intertwined

i am a pilot, in command

traversing both the sea and land

the great expanse i must transgress

with aeronautical finesse

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

marina this is still one of the best posts on the website

[the-beautiful-world-of-barbie]

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

*me after being cold and distant and generally icy* : hey why don’t u like me anymore

[projectormom]

Rose’s video in “Lion 3″ is like one of my legit favorite animated sequences ever, I love how it feels so much like someone’s real home movie but integrated so perfectly into the show’s style, and like

you KNOW Rose made videos of the gems and probably other people around town like that and I want to see them??? so bad???? I wanna see Rose trying to film the gems and make a normal goddamn video and Amethyst is hamming it up because there’s a camera I wanna see Rose cornering Pearl with her camera and Pearl is laughing and saying “Rose, stop–Rose! Stop it, what are you filming me for!” and you hear Rose’s voice say something flirty and Pearl blushes and hides her face I want Rose giving like a video tour of plants that she planted like a youtuber I want “Ah crap Greg hold this” *picture blurs and then there’s a weird-angled shot of the gems fighting a monster* I want Garnet and Amethyst play-fighting on the beach and Rose laughing in the background I wanna see Rose’s videos of her life it would be so amazing

[sandyscars]

I cried the first three times I watched this episode

[gem-power]

@projectormom thank you so much for this mental image. now i can cry into my keyboard for the rest of the night