flawless

@therealelisecarter; all them fives need to listen when a ten is talking.

[katelynfletcher]

Right? It’s like, can’t I enjoy my summer before worrying over college? It’s a year away.

[carterel]

Plus we have like, eighty million other things to think about. We're international teen idols. Parents need to realize that.

[katelynfletcher]

I can’t wait to leave, but now my parents are bugging me about college.

[carterel]

Ugh. That's all parents ever think about. The next frickin' step.

[carterel]

Next year is my last goddamn year in this hell hole. So close to saying goodbye.

[elhaven]

Just took a walk on the beach, and I think I still have some sand in between my toes.

[carterel]

Welcome to living on the beach.

[stopclaire]

It never bothered me before?

[carterel]

But forever?

[stopclaire]

Never going outside again doesn’t sound like a bad deal…

[carterel]

You'd get lonely.

[stopclaire]

Since both result ends in an angry and disgusted Claire it doesn’t matter. Is there an option where I don’t get sexually harassed?

[carterel]

Ehhh, sure. If you stop going anywhere and never go on the show again. It's a tough world, kitten, people are gonna sexual harrass you forever. Online, offline, all the time.

[stopclaire]

What difference would that have made?!

[carterel]

Hot, drunk, incredibly rude guy versus ugly, drunk, incredible rude guy. Pick.

[stopclaire]

I’m not sure, I was too offended to notice.

[carterel]

Aw, bummer. He could've been hot.

[carterel]

If I were a singer, I'd write songs about stomping on men's faces with my six inch heels after I had sex with them. If I were a singer, I'd also write about my fictional life as a prostitute. Don't even try to tell me I wouldn't be a hit.

[stopclaire]

Went out to the store today and I get my ass smacked by some random drunk guy. And this ladies and gentleman is why I hate people.

[carterel]

Was he hot?

[hylsey-deactivated20150729]

Actually, it was just an accident. 

[carterel]

... Still, what the fuck?

[hylsey-deactivated20150729]

You know, I’ve always been one to be okay with getting nudes from people I allow them from. Though when I get a nude of a 50 year old man, things start to get a little disgusting. 

[hylsey-deactivated20150729]

[carterel]

What the fuck. That's gotta be illegal.

[carterel]

I woke up like this. I woke up like this. We flawless.

[carterel]

Quick! Someone hold my feet while I stretch for cheerleading.

[blakedonaghue]

Hey, thanks, I like to think I have a talent for coming up with good alternatives. 

[carterel]

You do. Too bad you can't make a career out of that.

[blakedonaghue]

Thank God. Or pick someone who’s stupid enough to pick a fight with you over it, give us all a show.

[carterel]

Ooooh, good alternative.