yeah that’s exactly what happened
the next bit is even better:
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@carterinwanderlust
yeah that’s exactly what happened
the next bit is even better:
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
saying “no babe don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy” to myself for morning affirmations
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
@crabussy
“I have performed the necessary butchery. Here is the bleeding corpse.”
— Henry James, after a request by the Times Literary Supplement to cut three lines from a 5,000 word article (via annadevries)
From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
[ID: image 1 and 2: text from an article titled: What is a micro-retirement? Inside the latest Gen Z trend
Micro-retirements might impact your financial future and career progression but DIFTP
While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro-retirements involve taking a one to two-week break from work every 12 to 18 months.
image three: an edited comic panel of two cats talking to each other. the first approaches the other to say "i think this micro-retirement might impact your financial future and career progression"
the second responds, with a smile and a blank stare. it says "you mean the fucking annual 1-2 week vacation?"
/end ID]
cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling
No, those options are still available. Do you for some reason think your ancestors had it easier? That they didn't suffer if they participated in mob violence or strikes? People died, nekosattva_chan. DIED.
Just because you have decided those options aren't available to you personally for some reason doesn't mean they no longer exist. You don't speak for everyone.
So how does one go about bringing the mob to violence or strikes?
getting organized
how to fire your boss
skills for revolutionary survival
one big union
the solutions are already here
here is my suggestion
w'eauxf
^ learning franch
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"
Worst part of these as that they're always made of bullshit and don't even keep you warm properly any more
That’s why it’s survival horror, they do a horrifyingly bad job at helping you survive the cold
The amount of head trauma Sean endures over the course of LiS2 is insane
notice how tswift's music started to suck way worse after 2020... yuppp #tswifthaslongcovid (remembers it's perfectly possible to write good music despite covid-induced gray matter reduction and people do it all the time) i mean yuppp #tswiftacquiredacursedamuletin2020 #hercursedamulet
The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule