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“And the most terrible agony may not be in the wounds themselves but in knowing for certain that within an hour, then within 10 minutes, then within half a minute, now at this very instant – your soul will leave your body and you will no longer be a person, and that this is certain. The worst thing is that it is certain.” It Follows (2014) dir. David Robert Mitchell

#it follows

shakiradaily

Black Eyed Peas, Shakira | GIRL LIKE ME

valtsv

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

mrs-faggot

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

wolverinequeen

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.

elodieunderglass

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

omgislena-blog

#mary elizabeth winstead #ramona flowers

justlookitthat

The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter

#the thing #kurt russell

n4aye-deactivated20220417

#brie larson

robsource

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

#bella swan #edward cullen #twilight

soldierwinters

“Basically, the entire movie is a comic book that moves. Co-director Phil Lord said, “If you freeze any part of the move at any time, it will look like an illustration with hand-drawn touches and all.”

- MOVIES INSIDER (How ‘Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Was Animated)

#spider-man #into the spider-verse

onscreenkisses

Do you have a kiss for daddy?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: Ferris + Sloane + moments

multiverseofmad

Who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?

The Breakfast Club (1985) // It (2017)

chekhov

wildeismsremade-deactivated2019

broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

songforalonggoodbye

[□] When I think I’m letting go I find my body it’s still burning [○] You hold me down and you’ve got me living in the past [×] I don’t need a witness to know that I survive [△] I need light in the dark as I search for the resolution

#detroit become human