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she/her. writer ✏️ ✌🏽️

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THESE HEADLINES

[zippyzstuff]

[catchymemes]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'M BACK ON MY FUCKIN MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

im happy and having a good time i love da world i love all the little internet people in my phone :3

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[cartooncolours]

I’m back to vent my problems to world since I don’t have a therapist anymore

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yea hi can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh physical touch and affection combo meal please

[demolition-nblm]

bro,, stop bro,, bro you’re making me yearn bro,, bro you’re making me blush eye-,, bro stop you’re gonna make me fall in love bro,,

[buraksoydas-deactivated20220407]

[fanghusband]

vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

[typewriter-worries]

Spirit Hold, Holly Warburton | Written on the Sky; Poems from the Japanese, The Empress Yamatohime, tr. Kenneth Rexroth ( @feral-ballad ) 

[yiffmaster]

26 year old twinks in truck stops

[unawakening-float07]

54 year old married straight truck drivers

[smegmafactory]

Your 43 year old family dentist

[retarde]

my 36 year old ass

[madderhatter]

[paleblueyedot]

[violetsandshrikes]

oh, to be a dutch resident armed with rotten eggs,

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pesky-plumbers]

god dammit

[keeper-of-the-flames]

There was an H in the typing one too.

[filmnoirsbian]

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

[rogha]

kids would EAT that shit up man do it

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too