โย CHARLIE BROWNโS AN ASSHOLE ! โย
a seasonal rp blog for billy wilkins from trick โr treat (2007)
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โย CHARLIE BROWNโS AN ASSHOLE ! โย
a seasonal rp blog for billy wilkins from trick โr treat (2007)
ย RULESย ๐ ABOUT
when you used to be religious #foryou #religion #catholic #catholiccheck #church #religious #catholicboys #fyp #viral #comedy
๐ Steve & Hazel getting to know each other in college like
๐๐ โฆ Hazel Wilkins โฆ ๐๐
Led through the mist, By the milk-light of moon, All that was lost, is revealed. Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, But where have we come, and where shall we end ?
Someone hung a real life Spirit Halloween banner on the burned out 3rd precinct police station here in beautiful Minneapolis, MN.
heโs baby
HALLOWEEN RP STARTERS.
โ emoji starters.
๐ป - for your muse to pick out a costume for my muse to wear.
๐ - for your muse to take my muse to a haunted house/place.
๐ฆด - for your muse to do my museโs halloween make-up.
๐ฟ - for your muse to take my muse to see a scary movie.
๐ธ - for your muse to meet my muse at a halloween party.
๐ฅ - for your muse to tell my muse scary stories.
๐ช - for your muse to find my muse after they get bitten by a vampire/werewolf/creature of senderโs choice.
๐ฒ - for our muses to do a ouija board.
๐ - for our muses to have a paranormal encounter.
โบ๏ธ - for our muses to go camping on halloween night.
๐ฌ - for our muses to have a halloween-themed sleepover.
๐ - for our muses to go trick-or-treating.
๐ - for our muses to carve pumpkins together.
+๐ to reverse where applicable.
โ sentence starters.
โWhat are you dressing up as this year?โ
โYouโre not going trick-or-treating? What a bore.โ
โTrick-or-treatings for kids! How old are you?โ
โAll this candy is gonna make me gain so much weightโฆโ
โYouโre not carving that correctlyโฆ Here, let me help.โ
โOh my God! What did you get bitten by?!โ
โHey demons, itโs me, ya boy!โ
โI donโt think itโs wise to be messing with spirits.โ
โ666? I feel very welcome here.โ
โIโฆ I-Is that not a costume?โ
โGetting wasted and eating a ton of free sweets sounds like a good time right about now.โ
โI like Autumn. I donโt like Halloween.โ
โDonโt do that! You really scared me, you know!โ
โYou shoulda seen the look on your faceโ you were terrified!โ
โVampires and werewolves and all that stuff is all make-believe. Donโt get yourself worked up about it.โ
โArenโt you freezing in that costume? Do you want my coat?โ
โWhat are you gonna carve into your pumpkin? Iโm fresh out of ideas.โ
โI donโt do dressing up. Iโm going as myself.โ
โMonsters arenโt scary. Monsters are pretty hot, actually.โ
โBreaking and entering is still illegal, even if itโs Halloween, idiot.โ
โWeโre going to ignore the law for the sake of, you know, Halloween!โ
โW-Was that a scream, or am I just hearing things?โ
โDude, horror movies suck. Put something else on.โ
โWhat are you supposed to be? A clown?โ
โThe Ouija board is the wrong way aroundโฆ idiot.โ
โI-Itโs scary! I wanna go hooome!โ
โIโฆ I hope thatโs not real bloodโฆโ
โ iโve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. โ from Isadora
HALLOWEENTOWN SENTENCE STARTERS
๐ช ๐ ๐ " NO WAY this dump is REALLY haunted ! " Billy's voice shivers with excitement, "s'prollly just a DUMB SQUIRREL in the walls, or somethin'." He looks away from Isadora, towards the noise. The tiny splinter of fear in his belly makes Billy shift on his feet before proclaiming, "we GOTTA check it out ! "
&. ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย aย mixย ofย horror,ย humor,ย andย happyย hauntings!ย )
โ you say beetlejuice three times. and iโll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. โ
โ thatโs your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. โ
โ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. โ
โ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? โ
โ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. โ
โ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. โ
โ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! โ
โ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. โ
โ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. โ
โ do you believe in ghosts? โ
โ i think weโre being followed. โ
โ well, one of us is going to have to change. โ
โ donโt tell me youโre afraid of the dark. โ
โ weโre not alone. โ
โ i see dead people. โ
โ scream for me, my little banshee. โ
โ i said, look behind you. โ
โ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? โ
โ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. โ
โ itโs like weโre too old to trick or treat and too young to die. โ
โ hey you need aโฆ hand? โ
โ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. โ
โ itโs just a mask, donโt worry! โ
โ have you picked out a costume yet? โ
โ i can read your fortune. it says youโre a nerd. โ
โ get in loser, weโre going to spirit halloween. โ
โ did that ghost just spell โget outโ wrong? โ
โ if you canโt summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. โ
โ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. โ
โ you frightened me. do it again. โ
โ wanna see something scary? โ
โ i came here expecting a trick, but youโre a real treat. โ
โ i donโt think we should be here. โ
โ maybe iโll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. โ
โ what i want to be for halloween is loved. โ
โ whatโs your favorite scary movie? โ
โ iโve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. โ
โ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. โ
โ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. โ
โ you alright? you look like youโve seen a ghost. โ
โ thatโs fake blood, right? โ
โ i could have sworn we were just here. โ
โ do not say we should split up. โ
โ did the eyes in that painting just move? โ
โ i think itโs found us. โ
โ scared? iโm not scared. โ
โ you canโt help the dead. theyโre beyond help. โ
โ whatever you do, donโt look behind you. โ
โ i think iโm getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. โ
โ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. โ
โ โฆand they were never heard from again. โ
โ i know this isnโt your area of expertise, but is this guy dead?ย โ
โ why does that grave have your name on it? โ
โ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. โ
Spooky Scary Sentence Starters
Some Halloween starters! Feel free to edit how you see fit!
Trick or Treat
โTrick or treat!โ
โArenโt you a little old to be trick or treating?โ
โIโm never too old for candy.โ
โFREE CANDY!โ
โWhy a pearโฆ?โ
โTheyโre nutritious teats!โ
โEven the dentist gave us candy.โ
โWhen the sign said one I think they meant the candyโฆ not the whole bowl.โ
โIโm going to eat all of this candy tonight!โ
โWait! We missed this neighborhood!โ
โNo one dares to trick or treat at that houseโฆโ
โI thought we werenโt supposed to go this way.โ
โWhy are all my starbursts YELLOW?!โ
โMore candy, please?โ
โWait! I have extra candy!โ
โIs it just me or were those people a little creepy?โ
โTwo yellow starbursts? Now thatโs terrifying.โ
Haunted House
โGHOST GHOST GHOSTโ
โWhat, are you scared?โ
โWoah, hey itโs okay. Itโs not real, _. Iโm sorry I didnโt know this would freak you out this much.โ
โI donโt understand how you enjoy these places.โ
โWhy did we have to go to a REAL haunted house?! Why couldnโt we just go to the ones where you just pay actors to scare you?!โ
โOh, we scared them real good.โ
โWhat do you think of these special effects for the haunted house?โ
โLamest haunted house ever.โ
โIโm scared.โ
ย โI think Iโm going to be sick.โ
โYeah, weโre dead.โ
โWe shouldnโt have come here!โ
โThis house is abandoned for a reason.โ
โDonโt worry, the ghosts here are friendly.โ
โYou can talk to ghosts?โ
โIf you want to come to a haunted house, just come to mine.โ
โIโm not scared of anything!โ
โLetโs get some booze up in this place so we can party with the ghosts!โ
โI donโt think ghosts can drink alcohol.โ
โGetting drunk/high in a haunted house doesnโt sound like a good idea.โ
โStop taunting the ghosts!โ
โFuck this shit, Iโm outta here.โ
โDonโt worry, theyโre harmless.โ
โBeing actors for a haunted house is pretty fun.โ
Halloween Dates/Flirty
โDonโt worry, Iโll protect you from all the monsters.โ
โLetโs stay home and watch a bunch of horror movies.โ
โYour costume is cute.โ
โGosh, you look so hot in that.โ
โThe candy is going on sale the day after! We can go buy it all!โ
โWanna be my date to the costume party?โ
โOh these couple costumes are so much fun!โ
โDonโt worry, Iโll cuddle you during all the scary parts.โ
โLetโs carve pumpkins together!โ
โLook I carved my pumpkin to look like you- or well I tried.โ
โYouโre the only treat I need.โ
โHow about we go on a walk.โ
โKissing under the full moon on a Halloween night is rather romantic.โ
โLetโs go on the hayride!โ
โI got you all of your favorite treats.โ
โCmon, letโs go to the fall festival!โ
โCome help me with the Halloween decorations~โ
โSorry, love, but you just canโt scare me. Youโre too cute.โ
โHold my hand, you seem scared.โ
โLetโs dance to some spooky tunes!โ
โYouโre my boo~โ
โI made us some caramel apples.โ
โAre you scared or do you just want to hold my hand?โ
โWoah, these stories are pretty scary.โ
โIโm sorry, I didnโt mean to scare you that badly!โ
โWe need ALL the spooky decorations.โ
โIs that a ring in the jack-o-lantern?โ
โMaybe a date in a creepy forest on Halloween was a bad ideaโฆโ
โWell be the cutest couple on Halloween!โ
โIโd still love you even if you were a monster.โ
Other
โHalloween gives me the creeps.โ
โNo way Iโm leaving the house today.โ
โYouโre a vampire/werewolf/monster/etc?!โ
โNothing scares me.โ
โWeird things keep happening.โ
โIโm beginning to think Iโm cursed.โ
โWhy do you always decorate with those creepy dolls for Halloween?!โ
โWeโre fucked.โ
โYouโre definitely that guy whoโs always first to die in a horror movie.โ
โOh I love those decorations!โ
โBOO! I totally scared you!โ
โIโm going to be sickโฆโ
โITโS SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!โ
โCandy corn is disgusting.โ
โCandy corn is the true Halloween candy!โ
โYouโve heard of pineapple pizza, now brace yourselves for CANDY CORN PIZZA!โ
โHalloween is the best holiday.โ
I WANT CANDY
send a candy for my muse to answer:
[ snickers ] their thoughts on halloween?
[ candy corn ] their ideal costume?
[ blow pop ] sexy costume idea?
[ tootsie roll ] funny costume idea?
[ jolly rancher ] have they ever gone trick or treating?
[ m&m ] do they like being scared on halloween?
[ herseys ] would they scare someone on halloween?
[ skittles ] do they have a halloween prank idea?
[ kit kat ] whatโs their favorite halloween song?
[ jelly belly ] whatโs their favorite halloween candy?
[ starburst ] have they been to a halloween party?
[ twix ] have they ever carved pumpkins?
[ laffy taffy ] do they like apple cider?
[ twizzlers ] have they been to a halloween party?
[ pop rocks ] do they believe in ghosts?
[ smarties ] what is their favorite halloween movie?
[ airheads ] would they rather stay in or go out for halloween?
[ sour patch kids ] are they scared easily?
[ almond joy ] have they been to a haunted house?
๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ! happy pre-halloween everyone ! in honor of the most wonderful & spooky time of the year, i have a bunch of dash icon templates that are free for use ! in the source, youll find a link to a psd file that has the above five dash icon styles : bats, jack o lantern, ghostie, black cat, and a witch hat. each of them are tucked into their own individual folders. the stroke and glow effect is included. this psd is very user friendly and highly customizable so please go wild with it. credit isnt required but you must LIKE + REBLOG if using. thank you guys!
@perverse-stigmata ( Amanitas Vc: ... shit ... they might be onto something. Brb --- I'm gonna kill santa claus. )
billy, with an armful of crayon diagrams dedicated to ending The Fat Man: :3
๐๐ ๐ปChristmas Cookies!๐ ๐ป๐
(Recipes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
โWhere has all the eggnog gone?โ
โDo you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?โ
โThe older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.โ
โI bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!โ
โI have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.โ
โI think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.โ
โThis is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.โ
โWe can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This yearโs is for our future baby.โ
โCan you help me put the star on top of the tree?โ
โWhat do you want for Christmas?โ
โIs this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?โ
โEveryone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.โ
โIf I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.โ
โYou have sprinkles in your hair.โ
โDid you know that candy canes donโt actually taste as magical as they look?โ
โLetโs go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!โ
โWhat did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!โ
โIs your family coming over for Christmas?โ
โCan you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.โ
โItโs snowing on Christmas!โ
โCan we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?โ
โPlease hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.โ
โGo ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.โ
โYouโre my best Christmas present this year.โ
โI think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.โ
โHow about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?โ
โWe should do a Secret Santa with the others!โ
โTURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!โ
โIโm Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.โ
โIโm glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.โ
โNo one should be alone on Christmas!โ
a festive icon change 4 my baby boi !
Tonight is Krampus Nachtย