There Was Never a Better King of the Universe

Caryophyllales (n.) is an order of flowering plants that includes the cacti, carnations, amaranths, ice plants, beets, and many carnivorous plants. Sideblog | Certified Phillie | 30s

[arepafullequipo]

when hayley williams wrote that song she was thinking about Him <3

[doubtsandpixiedust]

The Phandshakes

Literally anything except actually holding hands 💜

[dooandpoo]

good things come in a long time :)

[2009editingtips]

what if you were GAY and you FELL DOWN in the shower and your situationship of 16 years LAUGHED at you

[diphowell]

about to throw himself at his partner of almost 17 years

[caryophilales]

I have to get Phil on Schanwiches. I know he would love eating and rating weird sandwiches with me. Come onnnnnnn lad

[caryophilales]

Another cocktail video, another me questioning if these boys have ever used a knife before in their lives

[hollivens]

🗡️🩸🐑

[babystarrbunny]

⋆𐙚 ̊.the lamb and the butcher⋆𐙚 ̊.

i got this idea when i watched the ii reaction vid but i cant draw that fast TwT still i drew it a bit simpler just to get it out of my head

[caryophilales]

Okay but what if I said that II was their best of the tours. TIT was fun and TATINOF was so novel and endearing but as a Philly getting to experience his distrack live was simply so so so important to me. Plus the II song is objectively better than TERRIBLE, sorry to be a hater

[danielhowell]

PEAK REACT CONTENT - the truth behind our hiatus and Interactive Introverts 

https://youtu.be/vjldMefAK2I

[caryophilales]

I always forget that fireflies aren't a normal part of summer for everyone because what do you mean it was on Phil's bucket list to see them. Did he not grow up catching them in tupperwares in the backyard, accidentally squishing one under the lid, and then being so upset that he still thinks about it like 20 years later. Is that not a universal experience

[caryophilales]

Rate my Hard Launch fit

[laddersmp3]

LIFE. IT NEVER DIE. WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY‼️

[phousetour]

i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer

[lilbatsunglasses]

A sleepless night with Phil and also subsequently Dan

[reunitedinterlude]

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