Ooo h boi

ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand ocean man the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip ocean man the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand soaking up the thirst of the land ocean man can you see through the wonder if amazement at the oberman ocean man the is elusive when it casts forth to the child like man ocean man the sequence of a life braised in the sand soaking up the thirst of the land ocean man ocean man ocean man oven man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand ocean man the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip ocean man

[jasper-rolls]

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tworocks]

no one is allowed to not see this

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i LOVE this diagram from plankton’s model sheet

[wilwheaton]

Fuck Trump and fuck all of his Fascist fanboys.

[casanova-lament]

Fucking centrists calling for toothpaste in concentration camps instead of closing them, fuck you

[skamned]

Today on I totally forgot michael sheen was on the the Great British Bake Off so when I did remember I had to make a compilation of his wonderful time there

[tombwolf]

Kingdom Hearts ♡ Opening Titles (2002-2019)

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[edwad]

Happy 4th of July! 😀🇺🇸

the united states is evil and must be destroyed

[eggpuffs]

this still kills me alksjdflakjsdf

[nogloryinlove]

the san francisco chronicle agreeing that david tennant slutty

[liteblueyoshiegg]

LUXORD:

XIGBAR: :)

LUXORD:

[maeamian]

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

[maeamian]

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

[catchymemes]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I’m so mad that people do this. Get a job.

[shadows-ember]

This is why I grab EVERY card reader and try to rip it off the machine before inserting my card.

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[bkpokemonart]

When your friend does a good job.

[bltknight]

[mcmansionhell]

we did it folks

[homo-nerd-grizz]

So lower the prices?

[geekandmisandry]

Baby Boomers: *buy up property*

Baby Boomers: *advocate against paying higher wages, keep the cost of living high and wages low*

Millennials: *can’t afford to buy their McMansions*

Baby Boomers:

[datbwanglis]

Selfishness wins again