SETI Swagalicious

Honestly my biggest role model is that whale lady from Star Trek 4.

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Here we go again…

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So Jorf Bulbous has a 600 million dollar deal with the CIA and the WP has a long history of collaboration with intelligence agencies to push their agendas.

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today is earth day! in honor of Mother Earth let’s guillotine every ceo that’s willfully contributing to climate change despite having billions of dollars that could be used to stop it!

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On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

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yasss

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Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all

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an all female avengers movie with thor being the token male in the group

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ITS WHAT WE DESERVE!!!!

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Approved

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ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

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i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

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a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

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in a swamp

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or in a bog

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there’s nothing finer

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than a frog 🐸

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in the mud

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or by the road

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there’s nothing slicker

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than a toad!!

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in a shoe

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or in a boot

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there’s nothing neater

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than a newt!

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in the moss

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or in a pail

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there’s nothing dearer

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than a snail 🐌

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By the lamp

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Or on a cloth

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There’s nothing sweeter

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than a Moth!

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In the grass

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By the lake

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There is nothing sneakier

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Than a snake 🐍

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when you

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hrngh

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you

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BEE

[albertserra]

Some of u guys really just need to eat a warm butter croissant and settle down a little

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[spindletrees]

This might be a good time for Ms. Psych degree here to step in and let ye all know that People Are Unable To Identify Flirting. There are double-blind studies to support this, if you instruct participants to flirt or not flirt with another participant, neither the second participant nor onlookers are able to accurately tell which instruction the first participant was given. Even if you get the flirting participant to rate their attraction to the person they’re flirting with, and only count trials where people are either flirting with people they find attractive, or not flirting with people they don’t find attractive NO ONE CAN TELL WHO IS FLIRTING OR WHO ISN’T.

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I’ve heard that people actually have a *less than 50% chance* of guess whether someone is flirting or not.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank fuck this isn’t just me failing at humanity

[stammsternenstaub]

SagePub has one such study here, dated 2014. There might be more recent work, however.

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Crescent Moon and Venus

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

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x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[mavrustheunskooled]

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming

[aquazone]

imagine knowing what the fuck this means

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