i am executive dysfunction woman

everyone get weirder Now. - - - - - - -

[zelldas]

HELL YEAHHHHHH!!! ok back to joypilled time :)

we are joypilled once more. think about grocky doing literally anything…what if they watched sharknado. what if rocky painted grace’s nails and found it super erotic for some reason. what if grace had to explain the cultural significance of none pizza left beef. the possibilities are endless we can find grocky joy forever

[nanadrawsthings]

Rocky fix Grace.

[zelldas]

the day i get a new laptop: uh-uh, no stickers on this one baby! not doing stickers this time, no sir. keeping it #clean #professional and #sleek because i'm a grown ass adult and i take this object to work

one week into owning the laptop: although i mean. it's not like ONE would hurt. one really carefully chosen, aesthetically Cool sticker would be fine, it would actually be cooler than no stickers, kind of a cool "one tasteful sticker by itself" vibe. mysterious. a little personality but not too much. leave them wanting to know more

one year into owning the laptop: dive bar bathroom levels of sticker coverage

[diamondseaside]

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

[mushruumtea]

Enjoy some cute Rocky Animation snippets :)

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[cloudabserk]

do fashion show

[hachinana87]

Walk

[zelldas]

*chanting* be a mean nasty cunt! be a mean nasty cunt! be a mean nasty cunt! BE A MEAN NASTY CUNT!

well i guess if you're gonna twist my arm......my not-particularly-nasty-but-probably-still-annoying cunt thought from earlier was just that i really don't want to have to block/mute the literal names of certain characters from phm bc i am interested in them as characters and am interested in seeing fanwork that explores them as characters! BUT i am hugely hugely hugely NOT interested in seeing said characters shipped with grace. and unfortunately it seems like a good 80% or more of the fanworks/content for said characters is "shipping with grace" related, and often untagged. and therefore i'm getting to the point where i may need to just mute the character names wholesale and i'm kind of bummed about that bc i do not dislike the characters in question. in fact i'd love to see fanworks of the characters in question that explore them outside of their connection to grace. but bc i'm a grocky purist if i see ryland grace kissing anyone but that rock i fucking wither away and die for some reason so i'll probably have to just bite the bullet and mute. anyway that's it for today's bitch sesh but if you want more come back another time and i'll bitch about something different

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[prror]

Together but not touching

Extra one that I didn’t finish

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[itssjanedoe]

[zelldas]

the struggle i go through on a daily basis to try to stay in my lane and only interact with content i like and curate my internet spaces and remain #joypilled when there's always an evil little demon on my shoulder whispering to me to indulge my haterism. i wish you all could understand the strength i expend for the sake of not being a huge bitch on main all the time

[hrtsdsre]

underneath the stars alight for 13 billion years

the view is beautiful, and ours alone

[zelldas]

ur literally me, i sent an anon to freakevilpervert saying it was rude to post hate in ship tags and then as soon as i sent that saw they were 17 and young lol like oh okay you fr dont get it yet and dont care lmao my bad

classic situation of seeing a terrible post on the internet and going "what the fuck is wrong with this person" and then checking their profile and seeing that they're under 20. tale as old as time

[jorolle]

PROJECT HAIL MARY HEADERS - PETROVA LINE

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more phm headers here

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