The_Cashbot_Boss

A semi-serious Ask Blog for the boss of the cashbots, The CFO ( Asks are Open!)

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hey cfo itff me. High roller

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We are terribly sorry for the delay in answering currently Mr Dolair is dealing with several low ballers infesting the vaults, the infestation shall soon be dealt with & your questions will be answered soon! - Cashbot PR Team

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do you happen to enjoy joyous whimsy? a bit of silliness? are you joyous and whimsical?

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do you bite people

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instead of using cogs to attack toons, you should ram them. run them over with your tracks, and commit vehicular toon-slaughter you would take over Toontown in a week and the chairman may finally acknowledge your sad and somewhat petty existence and he might give you your own team like how he gave the CLO the Litigation Team

I’m pretty sure he knows alot more about that than me~

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happy buildday

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Well Mr. Dolair, your fangs does give off air of ferociousness and in a good way. Not sure how these toons aren’t scared off by that on top of other things.

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Did you... always have those fangs, sir?

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do cogs eat or eat cogs do do eat cogs abdjbffmdjgdbdbdmrkrjrbebe

IS…..IS THIS A TOON THING????

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airbud airbud2 airbud3 airbud and raccoon airbud the aussie tour snow buddies space buddies spooky buddies santa buddies santa paws 2 search for santa paws treasure buddies super buddies golden winter beverley hills chihuahua karate dog top dog shaggy dog dog who saved halloween dog who saved easter the dog who ruined easter-Hachiko plague dogs

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why do they call it cogbucks when you cog out of the buck cog out of cold hot the buck cogs?

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The Holiday rush is hell for cogs

CFO’s fine he just drank to much

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Happy Holidays from Cash Bot HQ

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Ok well. How do magnets work?

Here

Magnet - Wikipedia

Are you satisfied?

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YOURE HOME

But yeah I’m back in working order!

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When will he be back

Now

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what happened to him. train hit a lil too hard????

Incident report Update Email

Chris P. Dolair was brought into the emergency repairs for the usual toon fight gone wrong, it was quickly noted that there where serval injuries that didn’t align up with what he was brought in for & could have been fatal if not worked on immediately

these injuries include

A Torn fuel line in the neck

A shattered eye still in the socket & a shattered voice box

several tears in the silicone parts of their outer casing

Moderate damage to the front of his skeletal structure from what seemed to be a Medium impact [ Illegal Railroad gag possibly? ]

Severe damage to the back of his skeletal structure from what seemed several repeated medium to large drop gags [ suspect most likely a toon due this & other evidence ]

his emergency summoning system & goon manufacturing system broken to point of it being not able to be used until repaired

several small bites along his arms & neck [ the toon seem willing to use different tactics to ensure victory ]

cameras in the safe room were seemingly hacked into before this event & only resumed filming after the incident had occurred leading to use of witness being needed, Chris was apparently unable to summon any cogs at the time, most likely this system were hacked into as well, so only witnesses where unfortunately only in the area the time the attack accorded

Witnesses before the event say that only toon they saw in the area was a short pink rabbit with a stocky body type & wearing green dress & a yellow horn headband, also of note mata hairy was not seen around the area at all.

the case is currently still being looked into by Ms Morsecode & Lawbot HQ

If you have any information about what might have happened or who the suspect is & there whereabouts, you are required to contact Lawbot HQ & report your findings

failure to do so will result in termination form your position

— Cogs Inc

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Urgent Email

Due to a toon fight that went extremely poorly, Mr Doilar is going through extensive repairs currently, he should be back in operation sometime soon. All cashbots will take orders from the CEO until he’s fixed.

— Cogs inc repair department