Montag 👋

They/Him || 23 || 👁ω👁

[casinoavenue]

Wanna see if this works

[casinoavenue]

I can't FUCKING STAND IT that Tumblr won't let me look at my tagged shit. This is the first like in maybe 2 years that I've finally seen my #fav posts

[cannibalchicken]

[furryprovocateur]

1. Why did the hoes only want his meat when he had bread?

2. Suppose he loses his bread. What happens to his meat?

3. Explain the significance of the boiling oil.

[furryprovocateur]

anyone know what's going on here

[segamascott]

i think it has something to do with your hate for people with health conditions

[segamascott]

which is disgusting

[furryprovocateur]

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[apolladay]

Who do you main in Mario kart?

* Mario

* Luigi

* Peach

* Bowser

* Bowser Jr.

* Toad

* Donkey Kong

* Wario

* Daisy

* Waluigi

* someone else

* see results

Who do you main in Mario kart?

Mario

Luigi

Peach

Bowser

Bowser Jr.

Toad

Donkey Kong

Wario

Daisy

Waluigi

someone else

see results

Voting ended onAug 11

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[socialpsychopathblr]

[lookataleaf3000]

[trve-grimdark]

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[luulapants]

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

[teaboot]

Your dad is so powerful

[washlore]

proteinmaxxing? fibermaxxing? how about we start warmthmaxxing? living on this station is torture for me, doctor. the temperature is always too cold, the lights always too b-

[theconcealedweapon]

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS SO COOL

[dogpuppy]