Online Dog

23, he/it. Silly fluffy freak online. ΘΔ 💉🏳️‍⚧️1/19/23

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🐾Samuel🐾

🦴 About me below 🎾

𐂯Nonhuman, autistic, transmasc genderfuck homo. He/it pronouns and masculine terms only. I do ID as transspecies but I do not associate with the broader transID or radqueer communities.

🐾I am a dog, specifically a golden retriever. I live my life as a dog in a human body, every day. My nonhumanity is purely psychological.

𐂯Host of the Softserve System. Slowly starting to become comfortable with our existence as a plural… thing.

🐾I will not tag slurs, weed, or alcohol.

𐂯I believe in, support, and adore complex queer identities. I believe in queer liberation over queer exclusion.

🐾No set DNI. If I don’t like you, I’ll just block you.

Art blog: @turbulentanesthesia

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[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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World Heritage Post

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[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

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the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

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act a fool sis

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[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[kianamaiart]

pretty pretty please i don’t want to be a tomodachi

[softservecanine]

Hello! It’s Sam! With pride month creeping up on us, I wanted to talk about a part of my identity that is new to me, and something I’m still coming to terms with, which is demiromanticism.

I am demiromantic, which is an identity on the aromantic spectrum. For me, I realized I do not experience genuine romantic attraction to people a majority of the time. I mistake strong affection for romantic attraction often, and have continuously trapped myself by thinking I owe people romantic feelings and relationships when deep down, it’s not what I am interested in.

I don’t often get crushes on people. Like, it happens! Just not very often at all. Maybe once every several years will I develop a genuine crush. What I’ve realized is most other times, it’s just a strong platonic attraction/affection. I do like to be intimate with friends, but I don’t want to consider them anything more than that.

I do love romance. Because of this, I can sometimes feel like a fraud. Like… I’m just hopping on the aro train to feel cool? But it doesn’t make me feel cool. I feel kinda indifferent about it. Like whateva

In life, I could see myself being perfectly happy just having platonic life partners rather than romantic ones. I don’t need a romantic relationship, I just need fulfilling platonic ones.

Anyway :] would love to hear from other aros, especially demiaros, who maybe feel similarly, because I’m having a hard time feeling comfortable with myself here. Just wanted to yap and get my feelings out

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Requested by cursed--alien

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[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

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Art by ezizekekiel

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Wang and Lai (2014)

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[muttrott]

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

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