Just Like the Real Thing

33 - he/him. Loves mushrooms, magnetic tape, weird fiction, and weird music. Collector of obsolete technology and other people's junk.

[hustlerose]

do you want to come over and care about me

[hungwy]

Really cool image I found online

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[only-cat-memes]

[maylilithreign]

can't leave that in the notes 😂

[carfuckerlynch]

we dont talk about cabbage enough. everyone take my hand let's all get really into cabbage. let's all sit in a big circle and study Korean cuisine for a while and get really into cabbage. we can do sauerkraut too. surely everyone in the world has something exciting to teach us about what to do with cabbage. OK? come on its time for cabbage

[shpock]

the joy of explaining an absolutely batshit insane Star Trek episode to a non-fan and getting to end it with “and it is never mentioned again”

[brandonlees]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[publicdomainreview]

For #NationalPigeonDay, some very fancy pigeons courtesy of Emil Schachtzabel’s Illustriertes Prachtwerk sämtlicher Taubenrassen (1906). More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/schachtzabel-pigeons

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[enthusispastic]

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

[my-dailydreams]

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[reactionimagesdaily]

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[deepspacescully]

gul dukat the type of guy to go to court-ordered therapy one time and come out immediately weaponizing therapy speak. he shows up to ds9 like “i respect your boundaries but i feel that i’m doing all of the emotional labor in this relationship. frankly, the federation’s presence in this sector is disrupting my self-care” and then sisko tells him to get out of his office