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Jadzia is actually getting up to alien of the week romances with beautiful women every three days but it’s rarely plot relevant so we don’t see it

croix-meridies

Jadzia’s average weekend ends with the girl she was talking to on space bumble ascending to a higher plane while at dinner and saying she really can only be in a relationship with incorporeal beings now so she ends up getting dumped

skrankku

Big fan of whatever the fuck they've got going on.

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

deepspacescully

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

lakariancityamusementcenteradult

Jake secretly teaching Nog how to read, and Sisko spying on him and seeing it, and realising that he's managed to raise this incredibly beautiful person full of pure love who is immune to Sisko's own prejudice against the Ferengi

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

knivesandteeth

Do you think Garak got laid at all during ds9 and, if so, when?

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Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

knivesandteeth

Poll results say my man too tense to Fuck

unamccormack

So I think there’s a Galipotan textiles merchant who passes through every so often with whom he has an arrangement but of course the guy is unreliable as hell.

queermystic

Smh that man hasn't shown up for Garak in 7 years...

unamccormack

The orchids have wilted, the kanar is warm, the spice pudding is stale…

otterrebloggingthings

Would drinking warm kanar be a violation of tradition? At what temperature would kanar be considered warm?.. like, vodka is often kept in the freezer. Is kanar? I guess it would depend on how alcoholic it is?..

I don’t know enough about alcohol to answer any of these questions by myself, but I do wonder…

unamccormack

Maybe it’s like wine and some you uncork and leave to breathe and others you chill and drink with sweet stuff and then there’s rosé

otterrebloggingthings

I think with that analogy it would be fun if all kanar Quark has was rosé

unamccormack

Quark serves it with everything and always at the wrong temperature but by S5 and six months in the nick Garak just drinks it however it comes and preferably in a pint glass.

#everyone say thank you una mccormack #second best garak knower only just below andrew robinson

ferryfoam

This is so stupid

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

teafairystuff

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

prokopetz

Much has been said of how Andrew J Robinson's performance of Elim Garak in his initial appearance was a spontaneous decision he made the first time he saw Alexander Siddig in costume, but it's fun to bear in mind that this must have been true from an in character perspective as well.

Like, this is Julian Bashir's first posting fresh out of med school; Garak theoretically has access to what's in Julian's academic record, but he has basically zero personal or professional history to go on.

We thus have to imagine Garak asking "all right, what is the best way to go about pumping this person for information?", taking one look at Julian, and making an on-the-spot decision that his best play is to crank up the daddy energy and attempt a good old-fashioned honey trap.

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

obrienpolycule

this seems relevant

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

vafrosaon

it's so fucked up that everyone says that deep space nine is really good and then you watch it and it is really really good… we need to do something

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

weaverofink

jadzia dax is everything. she's hot. she's the station gossip. she cleans house at tongo with the ferengi every week. she drinks cocktails at 8 in the morning. she's 300 years old. she's 28. everyone wants her. she has a worm

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.

fourforyouodo

Kira Nerys's relationships are so funny. Imagine your boss is a messenger to the gods. Your boyfriend is a cardinal, then your next boyfriend is the prime minister. You have personal beef with the pope. Hitler wants to fuck you. And you end up dating a mall cop.

#So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.#But most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it. And if I had to queue it all over again I would.