I lost my shoe

Location: Canada Gender: Female Age: 20 House: Gryffindor Just a teenager obsessed with Supernatural. I also love Harry Potter, Starkid, Merlin, Musical Theatre and piano. People describe my sense of humour as morbid. It's accurate

[caslickingdeansass]

Does anyone have a link to where a Canadian girl can stream the Tony Awards tonight???

[caslickingdeansass]

GISHWHES team looking for our final member!

We are Team Mishapocalpyse. We are very international with out 14 current members scattered around Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, and Denmark. We consider ourselves semi-competitive which means that winning would be cool but we’re focusing more on getting into the coffee table book or hall of fame. All of us are veterans but don’t let that stop any first timers from applying! We only have one spot open, please message me if interested!

[caslickingdeansass]

Looking for ideas

for easy and harmless pranks to play on my bf tomorrow. He enjoys pranks like putting clear tape across a doorway so that’s a maybe but I really enjoy ones that cause complete bafflement.

So, should I do the tape thing? Should I put googly eyes on everything? Do I move all of the furniture in his room 7 inches to the left? Should I do all of the things?

[caslickingdeansass]

My mom didn’t believe me when I told her that Shakespeare is pretty much all sex jokes so I have decided to go through a bunch of his works and count all of the sex jokes in each once

I’m only on Act 2 Scene 4 of Romeo and Juliet and, with the help of the footnotes, I’ve already found 16

[caslickingdeansass]

so im in a community production of beauty and the beast and our actors for gaston and beast were rehearsing the fight scene and

look closely at the text on that picture

[caslickingdeansass]

Googled “cows breathing fire” for my new laptop wallpaper

Was not disappointed

[caslickingdeansass]

Team Dean-monators (formerly team Kale-eesi) is now full. Thanks to everyone who showed interest and good luck on your hunt!

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[caslickingdeansass]

long legged spider: hey

scientist: daddy

long legged spider: what the fuck

[bluebeetle]

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

[momsjeans]

[caslickingdeansass]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?

[babyanimalgifs]

more baby animals here

[cosmicanatomy]

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself 

[haileythesorceress]

Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body

[spookylass]

Hey if you’re under 18 and post nudes of yourself that is child pornography.

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Logan Rinser)

[matzahball]

Has Ellen given her 10,000 dollars yet