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thais, 24, she/her + they/them, professional reblogger & procrastinator since 2011 

[thisbelex]

billie: u died jack, im here to reap u

jack: gotta ask my dads first

billie: wha-

jack: they said no 

[aestum]

(by alexstrohl)

[ivegoneawayinsidemyhead]

Klaine AU Friday: Vintage

In which Kurt and Blaine are 40’s film stars.

[mother-gaga]

[muuuggan]

Dave Grohl: Lady Gaga’s biggest fan.

[vicholas]

#spiderverse spoilers

You ever think about how Doc Ock knew that Kingpin’s plan would never work because people who stay outside their own dimension for too long end up dying, but she didn’t fucking bother to tell him.

[vicholas]

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again:

[artruby]

Yayoi Kusama, Fireflies on the Water, (2002)

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[filmgifs]

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them! The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[caspancakes]

hey

i don’t know if you peeps have any interest in this, but i’ve taken to playing pokemon go again after a year or so

i’m still at a low level (24), but trying very hard ^w^’

feel free to add me, i’d love to have more people to trade gifts with!

hope y’all are having a good enough day, kussias~

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[tandembicycles]

@quantumghosts

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

[roachpatrol]

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

[thepioden]

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

[paronomaniac]

Two words: Canadian. Geese.

[glempy]

Let’s talk about the Cassowary.

It looks like a fucking ridiculous rainbow chicken. But then there’s its claws. The longest can grow to be up to 5 inches long. This “straight, murderous nail can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease.”

They can grow to up to 2 metres tall, run at speeds of up to 50 km/h, can jump up to 1.5 meters and are good swimmers. They will fuck you up.

It’s like a fucking velociraptor with a fancy hat.

Birds are fucking terrifying.

[catchymemes]

m&m Duel

[starkeaton]

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

[winchysteria]

some things alec would totally say to his glittering warlock boyf

“i hate people. no offense”

replying to “fuck you” with “not now i’m in the middle of something”

very specific appearance compliments. “i like your triangle eyeliner”

“if we’re gonna watch this movie, you have to promise to cry too”

insults that he asks izzy to come up with. five minutes after an argument is over he goes to magnus & reads “dating you is like hugging a cactus in slow motion twice a day” off his phone screen

“you would tell me if my stomach wasn’t a good pillow, right??”

they both say “behave” like too often

“can’t you just [poorly imitates magic hand movements] it?”

“love you”’s that sound rly off-handed but if magnus turns to look at him alec is like. gazing back

[gringoslur]

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

[bambijou]

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

[gringoslur]

[unstoppable-mogar]

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

[faithlefou]

Cy Twombly 

[upthehillart]

ahh yes, the inseparable combo of quidditch jocks and sexual awakening…

[mishackles-deactivated20191119]

Dean just g-g-getting by bi (x)

it had to be done 

[elioetoliver]

Jesus Christ, this is a masterpiece if there ever was one.