Cassandra Catastrophe

[goawfma]

let me bless your dash with this straight out of ghibli studios capybara chilling video

[prettypositivity]

i hope that you become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you

[cassandracatastrophe]

this warmed my heart tbh

[just-shower-thoughts]

The flu comes out every year with a new strain that does the same shit like last year’s but just different enough to make everything you did last year obsolete so often it may be owned by Apple.

[mysharona1987]

[strengthins0lidarity]

I know, I’m a damn new-age liberal, thinking I can have a personal and professional life.

Even worse, I expect my future partner to *gasp* be supportive.

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[cassandracatastrophe]

Ha! His name is Jay Jackson, and here's the interview you might be referring to:

'I'm Perd Hapley, And I Just Realized I'm Played By An Actual Newscaster'

Jay Jackson plays the hilariously odd newscaster on NBC's Parks and Recreation. But before he was a fake anchor, Jackson spent 22 years as a

[chillxmami]

still healing from things I don’t speak about

[unspokengrief]

most days I want to apologise to myself, tell myself that I am sorry that I couldn’t save you

[feministism]

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[princesscarriefisher]

💘💘💘

[understands]

[loves-quinns]

Honestly I just can’t wait to send “on my way home” texts to my wife like what a concept

[daughterofchaos]

“female presenting nipple”

(Saint Agatha by Francisco de Zurbarán, ca. 1630-33)

[just-shower-thoughts]

It takes less muscles to lie down and pretend that you are dead than it does to smile.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[bnmxfld]