The moon becomes the sun,

Yo yo yo! The name's Cassandra, but you can call me Cass. I'm probably your fav already, so don't worry about that. I'm a painter, an astronomer, and I'm made of stars. If you're looking for a good time hit me up. I know where the best parties are at. I also have the best shoes, but you can only borrow them if you check them out through the proper system. Generally speaking I'd say that you can find me in corn fields looking for UFO's, but Chicago has a surprising lack of fields. It's mostly huge ass buildings. Crazy, right? If you want me to paint you, buy me shoes or booze.

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NO BABIES ARE HAPPENING NOT ON MY WATCH

...Harley. I don’t think Reagan can make babies at this point...

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Rhymes with nomdams.

OMG

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HOOOOOORAY also lol ask Reagan what I got him as a gift

OOOKAY, what is it though?

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Well you need to get out of it and help me bust a fair maiden out of her prison.

Who’s in prison?! How fair is she? Because like, she’d have to be super fair to be worth getting out of bed.

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I miss you so much :( Can we get coffee? I asked Joey and she didn't want to at all :(

Joey’s stupid and obvs doesn’t care about her family. It’s whatever. Of COURSE WE CAN GET COFFEE.

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CASSSSSSSS<3

HI!!

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Where have you been at homie?

My bed, mostly.

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Yes. But you’re going to feed me water?

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YEAH, you’re sick. You need water.

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Is that a Cassandra I see?

YES, my invisibility powers have turned off for the night and I’m around to clown.

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1. No. 2. Even if I said yes, I can’t for like weeks.

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You’re right. We’ll discuss it again in a few week. Cuddles, then? And I’ll feed you soup (read: water) and we can watch Steven Universe.

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Guys, I finished my homework and I have the weekend off. What are we doing this weekend?

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ME. Do me.

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↳INSTAGRAM @casscc uploaded a new photo.

Snuggle time with my snuggle bug @reaganandz.

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TEXT 🍷 JACKASS

Jackie: :( THAT MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE BECAUSE I AM A SHITTY FRIEND. BUT YOU ARE ALSO MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. Can we pls go out Friday, too? LMAO You're the lucky one here. He's annoying af. BUT YES HELL YEAH.

Jackie: Oh, I also have a dog now. Can we please have play dates? Mavis needs more friends.

Cass: YOU ARE NOT A SHITTY FRIEND I'M A SHITTY FRIEND. Let's go out Friday and Thursday. Thursday is FUN. He is??? He's hot tho.

Cass: UM YES. Bring him over, we have a whole dog squad just waiting.

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TEXT 🍷 JACKASS

Jackie: Hey ho. I'm 99% sure you might have gotten the text from Kristy, but I wanted to make sure you know there's a party at my place Saturday. I'm also supposed to remind you that you shouldn't tell Jake Chang. It's his surprise birthday party, blah blah blah.

Cass: I did, but I'm always happy to hear from my favorite person in the entire universe. I'm not going to tell Jake Chang. Mainly because I don't know Jake Chang. Yay! But I'll be there!

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PM my heart hurts. Is this how you feel about RaeRae? My heart h u r t s. And not seeing it helped me forget but now I remember.

PM: I don’t know. You probably feel worse since I barely dated Reagan. But I’m around if you need anything, okay?? Boys suck!

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Are you and Reagan back together?

No! Reagan’s way too good for that. I just care about him and like, we’re friends or something.

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PM: yeah like I think it's a good idea I have had no good experiences really since my breakup with bohdi who btw is HERE again help m e so I am taking it as a sign from the man upstairs, bob saget from full house

SIIIIGH I’m sorry he’s back, that sounds so extra.