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[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Impulse, in the most pathetic, guilty voice imaginable, which he carries for this whole conversation: There's still more [enderman] down there, dude.

Skizz: Star- Can you- Are they upset?

Impulse: ... Yes.

Skizz: How many did you look at, dude?!

Impulse: I don't know.

Skizz: OH, DIPPLEDOP! You are the LIABILITY this season!

Impulse: I only looked at the ones I could see.

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

[spiribia]

Minecraft sea turtles, when bred, will always try to travel back to the beach where they themselves spawned in to lay their eggs. You can place turtle eggs in a chosen location and when they hatch they will consider that their home point to return to. With this, you could theoretically do messenger turtles with your friends by having turtles hatch at each of your home bases and then swapping turtles. If they want to get a message to you, they can breed your turtle and it will return to your base. The only thing is that you can’t actually attach anything to a turtle so the only thing you can actually message your friends would be turtle eggs on their lawn. Unless you changed the name of the turtle to reflect your message so a “CHECK YOUR DMS” could appear on your front yard which would be medieval considering there’s a chat feature in the game already. Plus the whole process would be so stupid in general and you would have to keep swapping turtles. I think people should do this however

[zhukzucraft]

the duality of fishing

[lunamothghost]

Some hermits infesting my sketchbook

[wormtime123]

extras bc i love their dynamic and loved gem's stream they are so silly

[tyxaar]

Imagine just how baffling it must be for any Hermits who don't keep up with the Life series if one day they just see Bdubs calling Etho dad and people referencing him and Cleo's divorce like it's nothing. Like the whole Clocker family bit is so funny partially because it just hasn't stopped. It's a thing they reference now, Etho's an absent father, Bdubs canonically has daddy issues, Cleo got the kids in the divorce, but Scar's not-so-secretly her favourite. That's how it is now lol.

[mumblesplash]

in honor of last season’s poem being called “”end poem”” (all quotes mandatory) this season i made one out of pieces of the actual end poem

[michaels-two-dads]

Hi.

[thecreaturecabin-deactivated202]

This took me way too long to finish that people are already making fanart for episode 4 BUT ANYWAY here’s a comic of this moment that I thought was very comical

[valeriapryanikova]

hey, *violently throws these grian doodles in your face*

[briseise]

his silly rabbit <33

[applestruda]

Tried to draw the new buttercup base

[give-grian-rights]

the fact that no one outside of the Hermitcraft server or fandom would be able to understand that they're looking at 16 hours of work by a group of 10 people

[redstonedust]

if tango is the heart and brain of decked out then zedaph is a weird flea it picked up along the way

[puppycharmz]

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