The Adventures of Cass

A blog where I can put all my Hogwarts a mystery content

[autisticarachnid]

[cassforte]

the lesbian association of hogwarts

[captainevilpants]

Mary Poppins and Dumbledore were Gryffindor prefects together and nothing can convince me otherwise

Later in life she took on the job of visiting children on their eleventh birthday to explain things and give them their letter. Lily Evans was very excited to meet her, and told her all about the muggle film a man called Disney made about her.

“Oh, Walt,” Mary said thoughtfully. “He was expelled from Ilvermorny for charming cameras so the photographs would move. Bit of an odd duck, but he was nothing compared to Wonka. Have you seen his film yet, dear?”

[filledelogique]

This is more canon than Cursed Child.

[whyarentweinspaceyet]

All the chimney sweeps were wizards and none of them went to wizard school, fight me

[pjaksjsksjsksjajjsjsjsjsjsj]

18 year old Regulus Black willingly drinks a torture potion and dies alone in a cave so that some day, someone will be able to defeat Voldemort.

Horace Slughorn (albeit reluctantly) shows Harry a part of his past he’s kept hidden for years, even from himself, which is a key part of defeating Voldemort.

Narcissa Malfoy looks Voldemort, a man who is not only notoriously evil but also has the ability to READ MINDS, right in the eye and lies to him for the chance to save her son.

Andromeda Tonks’ entire family is killed at the hand of her own sister and some other death eaters and she still finds the strength to go on and be a guardian to her orphaned grandchild.

But Severus Friendzone Snape, that’s the “brave Slytherin” Harry chooses to name his kid after. Ok, sure.

[smartass-stripper]

Raise a glass for Slytherin heroes

[cassforte]

YALL HAD NO BUSINESS PLAYING WITH MY HEART IN SUCH A MANNER

[celeste-edel]

you’ve GOT to be kidding me

[cassforte]

I have SOOO many questions

But since I couldn’t get the ugly dress I’m getting this outfit if it the last thing I do

[cassforte]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I had given up on this damn coat because I had 4 duels to go and only one ticket left. BUT WE’VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT LADS. I won by a hairs breadth and got the FUCKING COAT life’s good.

[rowamkhanna]

Start of the year speeches are for making knowing glances with the squad when the Cursed Vaults are mentioned.

Bonus:

[cassforte]

I screamed 😂

[arnyan]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Hogwarts Mystery Style

“I’ll be there for you…as soon as I get enough energy”

Hogwarts Mystery event Day 7 - Free

[ladycibia]

SOCIAL LINK GO !!

[cassforte]

Yall need to step the fuck up. My shoulders are tired from carrying the whole house

[slyther-puff-bitch]

I have this really angsty idea that MC and Felix are on opposite sides at the Battle of Hogwarts but neither of them know, until both their wands are in each other’s faces. Once they realize they start to lower their wands. Felix after missing MC for so long and seeing how much she’s grown and knowing deep down that he made a mistake joining the Death Eaters all those years ago, he says “I love you” to MC. She is shocked and doesn’t get to say anything before someone behind her kills him.

[aceslytherin]

PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME, WHY, HOW DARE YOU, RUDE

[moonprincess101]

… i’m sorry i dont like angst that much but I just changed the scenario to he moves to kiss her,and sees a fellow Death Eater taking aim. He kisses her and whispers “I love you”,and she only had time to kiss back before he twists their bodies so that he takes the blow of the Killing Curse.

Everyone except Bill and Charlie and any other of the gang who joined the battle (who felt even more disheartened) were confused as to why MC was sobbing and holding a Death Eater’s corpse.

Fleur Delacour felt a pang of sympathy when she hears her cry in French,“Je t'aime aussi, je suis tellement désolé. S'il te plaît, reviens, ne me laisse pas.”

….

PLEASE KILL ME

[loverosier]

NOOOO THIS MAKES ME EVEN MORE EMO

[harry-potter-and-the-slytherin]

This is too sad for me. Can you guys lighten up a little please?

[cassforte]

I didn’t think this could get any worse. I stand woefully corrected

[shadonut]

OMG they are giving us the timeline, this is amazing

[cassforte]

So you mean to tell me I have to take EVERY SINGLE CLASS just to impress Rita!? Do yall reckon I could get away with accidentally spilling insecticide on her during herbology?

[girlcaptainamerica]

New Fear: They’ll make us pay gems to date.

[cassforte]

I rebuke it

[severusdefender]

severus: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

[cassforte]

I don’t think I’m going to be able to get the ugly dress yall

#SadDickEnergy

UPDATE: I didn’t get the ugly dress and I’m sad