Just like a star,

Hello, #squad! The name's Cassiopeia.You probably know my dad, because he probs teaches you something. I don't know. You probably don't know me, because I never go to class! If you do know me, I'm that weird 300 year old college student. I'm the princess of an extinct alien race, but that's not even interesting. I was born on the moon and I can do some crazy shit. If you're lucky, I'll show you. But you probably won't be lucky because I'm lazy. I'm an artist, which is kind of what I've been doing for the last 250 years. Don't judge me. I haven't been JUST getting high and watching weird TV. I don't know what else to tell you. I have a huge collection of vintage shoes and wine, so you know you wanna frick with me.

[just--space]

[jackiemoreau-blog]

Did anyone else download the Pokemon extension for your dashboard? Because let me tell you, friends, it is the best thing I’ve ever done for myself today. I’m not sure if there’s really a point but maybe someday we can battle. I also downloaded the little kitty and it chases my mouse. It’s damn precious.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

I didn’t even know that was a THING, the fuck?! I’m in a forest of pokemon now. This is crazy. My dash is a whole poke world. Wait, how do we battle? I want to beat you or cry trying.

[just--space]

js

[oliverpuckz-blog]

It’s morning. The only place to be is in bed.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

As long as it’s not YOUR bed, sure. C’mon. Go get laid.

[oliverpuckz-blog]

Hey, guys. I’m bored.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

UM, get out of bed and LIVE then.

[jackiemoreau-blog]

I inflict the No Boner Rule as always, but sure. Why the hell not?

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

As much as I HATE that rule, because soft peni are weird and squishy, I’m pretty sure Manny can keep it in his pants. Idk tho because I’m not sure how I keep it in my pants. Moon magic, I guess.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

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Why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this bath?

I don’t know, but you definitely should have been. What was I thinking?! Next time if you ask nicely you can probably maybe join us. If Jackie’s chill with it.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

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Step one: get fucked up. Step two: take your bestie home and take a bestie bath. #saturday #notfeatured:mybong 

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[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

HEY. There are three dollar shots tonight at Sapphire sooooo we're going. I'll be at your apartment by 10. :)

I thought you were talking about those dollar store energy shots at first and I was going to make up fake plans or something but like YES FOR SURE I will be ready by 10:20. I’m gonna get so wiggidy wasted.

[merely-music]

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Hurricane - MS MR

The storm never came Or it never was Didn’t know getting lost in the blue It meant I wound up losing you

[blakerutherfords]

I don’t think I understand that reference.. But I’ve heard that name before. Well, it can be. I’m able to create, and manipulate solar energy.

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

Um, what? Storm is a popular super hero who can like, change the weather. But I guess that’s closer to my power than yours.  That’s super neat, the fuck? Could you like, give power to the entire planet or whatever? Huge ass solar panel?

[thesamuelcarter]

So does anyone wanna fill me in on what you all do for fun around here? I don’t know if it’s Quidditch or what, but I’m starting to miss my Xbox. 

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

I think most people just do me for fun. I can fly a lil if you wanna play Quidditch, though.

[blakerutherfords]

The gall of some people to ask ignorant questions about my powers are enough to give me a headache. Just because it’s cloudy doesn’t mean my powers suddenly don’t work. It doesn’t work that way..

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

Ugh, storm 2.0, I totally feel that. Most people don’t even like, understand my powers. I guess I don’t even fully understand them, but whatever. How do your powers work, by the way? I always assumed your power was like, hotness.

[highschoolhandjobs]

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

[geekandmisandry]

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

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FINALLY fucking done! #homesweetshittyapartment 

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[mannydela]

It’s literally the worst fucking shit I ever put in my mouth on a normal day, like they expect me to believe their freeze dried chicken is some sorta culinary masterpiece. But then I smoke a little and my fucking taste buds are so invigorated that it’s like that nasty little gordita is making love to them and givin’ ‘em multiple orgasms, which is the only way I, as a dude, will ever experience that sensation. (White people always thinkin’ they can make things better when they just breakin’ our souls.) You think your dealer would wanna sleep with me too?

[cassiopeiaslee-blog]

Everything tastes better when you’re high. It’s just fact. Like, the only time I can cook is when I’m high and I probably still can’t cook then because I’m the only one who likes my food. Whatever. More for me. I’m super sad that you don’t get to have multiple orgasms. (Dude, I know. Have you tried Panda Express while sober? If you haven’t, don’t. It’s cardboard.) I’m pretty sure you could charm him, if you’re into short redheads. I’m not today but I was a couple months ago, I guess. I think I was smoking girl scout cookies at the time and I’ve kind of sworn off it since because it’s just like, weird memories of dancing ginger elves. I don’t know. 

Now that I think about it, he might have laced my weed.

[won-der-land89]