all the lost souls say

II Cass II 22 II UK || INTJ || 1w9 || Slytherin || i don't even know anymore good luck

[wolfythewitch]

sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles

[tossme]

“Sean was very much Sam for me. You know, always looking after me, being there for me.” - Elijah Wood (2001) // “Well, I felt very, um… protective over Elijah, for no reason. He could take care of himself fine.” - Sean Astin (2012)

[gerrymander90]

Was everyone method acting?! Viggo walked around in full Aragorn costume off set (including sword) and acted as the leader of the group, not to mention deflecting knives, Billy Boyd apparently found a way to cheat the system and get two birthdays, John Rhys-Davies ignored fight scene instructions in favor of hitting as many people with his ax as hard as he could, Orlando Bloom literally never had any idea what was happening, and now I learn that Sean was Elijah’s batman the entire time?

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

why do you think the movies are a timeless classic of the highest quality?

[therobotmonster]

You dress people up as warriors and wizards and they will LARP, they can’t help it.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don’t understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene™ is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you’re willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she’s on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed “um actually most of these people are bi or pan” did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I’m going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[the-haiku-bot]

#op probably

has this post muted but the

icon is too real.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

post redeemed I love you haiku-bot

[vague-humanoid]

biphobia so strong people would rather pretend straight taylor is a queer icon, the accept openly bi singers as queer icons

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[havocs-archived]

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

[havocs-archived]

[aerix-spades]

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

[meatmensch]

GONCHAROV HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT

[meatmensch]

[theparadigmshifts]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[folkloregirlfriend]

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

[louisegluckpdf]

“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line. 

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[mitski-im-your-man]

love pigeons and their city girl swag

[jonny-versace]

Not a mufasa origin story

[radiofreederry]

This is blatant revisionism of the Lion King canon. Mufasa was born the eldest son of Ahadi, himself the son of Mohatu, both kings of Pride Rock, and Mufasa directly quotes Ahadi in explaining that the past kings live on in the stars. Zazu states that Simba and Nala's betrothal is part of a tradition going back "generations," further establishing that this kingdom is not new, which it would have had to be if Mufasa founded it. Scar's entire claim to the throne rests on him being the younger brother of the king, a claim which would only hold legitimacy if there had been a previous king to father him.

This brazen defilement of the Lion King lore is, without a doubt, the worst thing Disney has ever done as a company.

[radiofreederry]

WAIT IF MUFASA WAS BORN AN ORPHAN HOW THE FUCK IS SCAR HIS BROTHER