The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You......

rip me

[logarto]

look at this tweet

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[jellybat]

[cosmicallyavg]

acne is homophobic

[thatenglishgentleman-deactivate]

explain

[cosmicallyavg]

im gay and want clear skin

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

Petition to give Dr. Bruce Banner his damn glasses back in A4.

[amusementforme]

bonus:

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[goobra]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[spiralstaircased]

[spiralstaircased]

starkara:

if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme

#you forgot aang (michymouses28)

FUCK ur right

what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult

[world-of-lang]

[scarecrow-hero]

IT’S HAPPENING

[celestial-naiad]

IT GOT BETTER

[island-delver-go]

Just realized

[iamnotkingcole]

Actually, there’s a reason for this. The human brain interprets round shapes as friendly, and the color yellow is associated with happiness and energy. So this design basically reads, “I’m a happy friend!” Its basically the most non threatening design you can have, which makes sense, even for Krillin and Saitama.

[poiplefunguy]

there’s not enough round or yellow in this world to convey eddie as non threatening

[catchymemes]

[jungwildeandfree]

it’s been 4 episodes and i’m so in love with Tan going directly for the jugular; 

“Does your wife dress up for you? She does? And what do you do for her? You wear shorts and a T-shirt? Do you see where I’m going with this?” 

Like jesus this tiny man has 0% chill you go buddy 

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[heythatsdeep-deactivated2022121]

Oh my gosh.

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[eyeballs-for-sale]

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

[sexycraisinthanos]

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

[catchymemes]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[mens-rights-activia]

Pickmes be like 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂