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I'm back mother fuckers

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Everytime you wanna apply to the job

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Abigail Cornelius Abigail's Promotion & Relocation Alright guys.I got this promotion offer to Wayfair that I accepted. It is pushing me up a

I'm just a kid trying to prove their strict, conservative father wrong. Trying to prove that school WAS NOT necessary to succeed. Trying to prove that being loud & proud LGBT+ is not hindering to acquiring a job. I'm accepting this warehouse management position at 21 years old, well below the average. I'll be making WAY more money than I've made before in my life, but I have to have a chunk of it prepared to be able to kickstart this new life.

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Hey y’all, Gail is an amazing, wonderful person, and right now they need some help getting their life to a better place! If there’s anything you can do to help, we would be so grateful

Is it such a crime to be soft? To crave the same safety and shelter that others come to you for?

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Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

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Is it just me, or is it wild that people are just... people?

Growing up isolated, it was always easy to just compartmentalize everyone outside of my immediate family as some sort of black box. Like, everyone else was some sort of singular entity with a single set of rules, completely opaque to understanding.

Eventually enough people broke free of that mass that I had to come up with a new schema— “normal” people. People not like me, people who operated according to whatever laws dictated what was normal and okay. People that I couldn’t interact with because I was too different.

But even that box is breaking down. It shouldn’t be shocking, but then, there wouldn’t be a word for the idea if it was a unique one. “Sonder.” The realization that others are just as complex and varied as oneself.

I don’t know what this is supposed to be. But maybe it’s good for thought. Not everyone feels the same level of connection to humanity— not everyone feels as though other people can actually be interacted with and understood. Maybe if you’re like me, this can be a chance to undergo the same realization. Or maybe I’m just crazy and everyone else already knew this. Either way, at least now it’s been said.

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AJ Sacher posted this great question. Reblog with yours!

I’m Dominic, Blindflip Paragon

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I kinda wish there was like a specific MTG Title Generator for this kinda thing.

Best i can come up with is

“Kelly, Fluctuant Dreamer”

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“Circles, Made of Glass”

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“Bace, the Sculpt Minder”

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“Cole, Who is Not King”

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the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

cry-olophosaurus

here comes the rest of the family

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The gang’s all here

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@bouncyenvos

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Ultra Necrozma: *exists* that Seaking:

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“Really? You wear that hat with that top? That’s what you’re wearing to my

ascension?”

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I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

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Even if it’s historically accurate?

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as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

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All the notes of “women weren’t on old time battlefields” are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.

Many more women dressed as men to fight.

Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didn’t get written into official reports because they were “invisible women”, “not supposed to be there”. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.

Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?

Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.

Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting you’d be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).

Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.

The only time there weren’t many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didn’t have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.