a complete machine

I wear the same outfit everyday and that's my problem not yours

[fwizard]

no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping

[filmgifs]

Lured (1947) dir. Douglas Sirk

[babyanimalgifs]

Cute baby animals

[its-just-a-phage]

Everyone seems to think that the animal crossing games are generally nice and lighthearted. But my first and last experience with the series was when one of my villagers came up to me and said “this made me think of you so I had to buy it” and gave me a human skeleton.

[magicalshopping]

♡ My Village, My Pronouns Pin - Link in the source! ♡

[maxyartwork]

isabelle from animal crossing human version ‘cause i had nothing else to do

[southpauz]

More humanized Animal Crossing characters!!

Have y'all read about Sable's sad backstory and her past friendship with Tom Nook??

[luxarcher]

I’’m love her…….. m.. cute…..

[luxarcher]

People loved my Celeste so much so I made a Blathers to match!!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black guys have a different type of sawce

[archivesmuseum]

And his laces came untied lol

[adls-xxx]

I just love it 😍

[gapshawdy]

there’s really people out here that do this woth ease and i can barley walk. 😭

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[forassgard]

[leupagus]

killerville:

#i never noticed mackie’s little head gesture in the first one #CHOOSING TO INTERPRET IT AS SAM BRACING FOR A ‘YES’ #BRACING FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA #and then being pleasantly surprised charmed seduced etc

WOOED THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS WOOED

[kototyph]

GUESS WHOSE TAGS ARE TOTALLY GETTING REBLOGGED

#but yeah can you imagine being a black soldier in a world where Captain America and the Howling Commandos existed #b/c I can guarantee that the myth that grew up around that team was used by the right wing #to stifle things like the Civil Rights movement and race discussions in general #holding them up as a La La La Everything’s Always Been Fine Why Are You Making Race An Issue #while at the same fucking time holding Rogers up as this white man ideal #and burying his identity as a rebellious punk who basically lived with the phrase ‘fuck the system’ carved on his heart #I bet that Smithsonian exhibit had to go through a hell of a revision once Steve actually saw it and was like EXCUSE ME WHAT #I bet it didn’t have a fucking thing about Gabriel Jones or Jim Morita #so here Sam is confronted by this man who is everything white America thinks men should be #and everything he has been explicitly and implicitly told his entire life that he *couldn’t* be #and can you imagine hearing from this guy that he has just as much contempt for the good old days as you do #even if Steve’s reply doesn’t address the things you want him to #the relief of that must be like pulling a bad tooth #to know that Fox News was wrong about Steve Rogers #(and on another note to know that Steve Rogers thinks you’re cute) #Sam’s morning is going pretty good (via leupagus)

[tmwrighting]

Star-struck Interviewer: “You must miss the good old days.”

Steve Rogers: “I grew up in a tenement slum. Rats, lice, bedbugs, one shared bathroom per floor with a bucket of water to flush, cast iron coal-burning stove for cooking and heat. Oh, and coal deliveries - and milk deliveries, if you could get it - were by horse-drawn cart. One summer I saw a workhorse collapse in the heat, and the driver started beating it with a stick to make it get up. We threw bricks at the guy until he ran away. Me and Bucky and our friends used to steal potatoes or apples from the shops. We’d stick them in tin cans with some hot ashes, tie the cans to some twine, and then swing ‘em around as long as we could to get the ashes really hot. Then we’d eat the potato. And there were the block fights. You don’t know what a block fight was? That’s when the Irish or German kids who lived on one block and the Jewish or Russian kids who lived on the next block would all get together into one big mob of ethnic violence and beat the crap out of each other. One time I tore a post out of a fence and used it on a Dutch kid who’d called Bucky a Mick. Smacked him in the head with the nails.”

Interviewer: “LET’S TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET.”

Steve Rogers: “I love cat pictures.”

(Many biographical details are taken from Streetwise, either from Jack Kirby’s autobiographical story or Nick Cardy’s contribution: http://twomorrows.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52&products_id=513 )

[ifeelbetterer]

it got better

[madain-sari]

Discworld vibes here

[itlan-ha]

Toss a coin to your Witcher...

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

this is my favourite vine ever

[mugica]

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

[mugica]

we are almost there folks

[mugica]

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

[mugica]

Let me win, you fool.

[mugica]

is this how we play this game? very well.

[mugica]

[mugica]

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

[mugica]

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

[thetribblewithtroubles]

star trek au where everything is the same except, when vulcans mind meld, instead of saying “my mind to your mind” and all that bullshit they say “vibe check”

[gearbroth]

Yer vibes are lookin’ pretty damn rancid!