"Fellas! My ass! They're handing it to me!"

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ they/them androgyne 💖💜💙 "ethereal bisexual who wears mostly black" • early 30's • only 18+ follow please 🚫radfems/antisemites/other bigots DO NOT INTERACT🚫

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[storm-of-feathers]

if your "queer safe space" bans the star of david then it is not a safe space.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[sacred-portal]

[yorgen-sh]

[ozempicofficial]

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Love when animals just

[ruinedchildhood]

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[moneyissues]

[speedlimit15]

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

[maimonideznuts]

From the moon

[moran-with-a-g]

FROM THE MOON, PEOPLE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[castle-staircase]

This cold is fucking me up and it's time to fight back with every weapon at my disposal: zinc gummies, soup, hi-c, gatorade, rice as a vehicle for wasabi sauce, and spicy Italian sandwich with spicy mustard.

These nasal passages are gonna open whether they like it or not 💀

[castle-staircase]

OK I'm not fucking around anymore. Sudafed time

[castle-staircase]

For something kept locked under fortress-like conditions, I expected Sudafed to be more effective

[castle-staircase]

This cold is fucking me up and it's time to fight back with every weapon at my disposal: zinc gummies, soup, hi-c, gatorade, rice as a vehicle for wasabi sauce, and spicy Italian sandwich with spicy mustard.

These nasal passages are gonna open whether they like it or not 💀

[castle-staircase]

OK I'm not fucking around anymore. Sudafed time

[castle-staircase]

This cold is fucking me up and it's time to fight back with every weapon at my disposal: zinc gummies, soup, hi-c, gatorade, rice as a vehicle for wasabi sauce, and spicy Italian sandwich with spicy mustard.

These nasal passages are gonna open whether they like it or not 💀