Allison

| Aries | INTP | Emetophobe | 1D | 5SOS | Halsey | SPN | Face Page | one time Calum stared at me throughout soundcheck and I haven't recovered since

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[lukesdonuts]

LUCAS

[chokemecake-deactivated20190117]

holy fuck

[earthdad]

Hollywood: *shows me more Jennifer Lawrence movies*

me:

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[virare]

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

[castleclemmings]

Why y’all should date me

I’m funny

You’d get to be the first everything

I’d send you memes

My hands are cold so if you have warm ones we can reach thermodynamic equilibrium

I like hugs and napping

I need my own time too so I won’t disrespect you hanging out with your friends

I love pets and will never tell you you can’t get one

Pls date me I’m so lonely

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

Joe and Dacre looking real CUTE waving to some fans

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[cyborgsmanifesto]

bad habits & how to break them

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop worrying

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop putting yourself down

how to stop falling asleep late

how to stop smoking

how to stop binge drinking

how to stop mindlessly eating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop obsessing over your weight

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop compulsively hoarding

how to stop picking your scabs

how to stop speeding while driving

how to stop checking your phone all the time

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop online shopping impulsively

how to stop cracking your knuckles

how to stop pulling your hair out

how to stop having bad table manners

how to stop drinking pop

how to stop cat napping the day away

how to stop being a pushover

how to stop being a people pleaser

[bri3395]

Pentaport Festival | South Korea | 08/13/17 {credit} 

[babyanimalgifs]

THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY

[lastfm]

hewwo….??? *looks around frightened*

[disneyjuniorofficial]

*i silently cock my gun from behind a bush and get ready to pull the trigger*

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[ghouljihoon-deactivated20131029]

if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to give me your credit card number ! :)

[weirdnessisgood]

[talksoprettymoves-deactivated20]

*get you a man who can do both*