welcome

♐︎ ☉ ♈︎ ☽ ♓︎ ↑ Jupiter, 22 melancholyman

[probuccalfat]

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

[outsidewolves]

Cleaning the pantry and finding things I don’t recall buying

[godkissedme]

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[tinsnip]

You don’t know what life was like out there

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[sew-birb]

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.

[geryone]

It is once again inflatable Whale day at the bookstore!!

[calebwittebane]

wish i could delete drake off this gif. i only need lil yachty Realizing The Simple Truth here

[lesbincineroar]

[calebwittebane]

yaaaay awesome thank you incineroar

cuz this is the best i could do myself

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[girlmostlikely]

[corporation-cats]

[targetedknowledge]

[larval-tear]

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

[tallymali]

im always thinking about that post where someones grandma said “some people have never cleaned a bathroom and it shows” bc it does show

[cazort]

when i was a kid, in 2nd grade (age 7) i and some other kids made a mess in one of the bathrooms at school and the teachers instead of doing the normal canned "punishments" like having to skip lunch recess and sit still inside doing work, had us sit down with the janitors and they talked to us and the janitors explained the work they normally needed to do every day to clean the bathroom, and how what we did created extra work for them. and they took us into the bathroom and showed us what they do and how what we did made it more difficult.

and then they made us clean it all up (with help from the janitors because we were small kids and couldn't even reach everything, we had like thrown toilet paper high up and stuff) and they were very nice about it and there was no further punishment or mention of it again

and the things i took from this experience were:

i never trashed any shared or public space ever again in my life, even in the smallest way

i developed great respect for janitors which i have kept to this day

i think there are a lot of people who could benefit from this sort of experience.

our society often has so many problems not only because we insulate some people from the implications of their actions, but also because instead of facing them with those implications, we impose outside "punishments" that are often unrelated to the original wrongdoing.

like if they had not done what they did with us, and instead had just taken away our recess and made us do something boring and unpleasant, we wouldn't have learned what we did and we would have just learned that we need to get better at avoiding getting caught, which is generally how people respond to punishments that are divorced from explanations of how and why what you did was wrong and hurt people. if instead you confront people with those things, they will change of their own accord.

some adults out there are like full-grown children who never learned this stuff. but the solution isn't harsh punishment like putting them in jail and mistreating them there, the solution is that people need to be sat down with the people who are harmed by their actions and then they can work together to undo the damage, and see firsthand how hard it is.

it's transformative.

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests

[aeth-eris]

★ happy sagittarius season! ➶ ★ 11/22 - 12/21 ★ sagittarius, you’re the spark that lights up every room, the wanderer who dreams of distant horizons, and the truth-seeker who isn’t afraid to ask life’s big questions. your boldness inspires others to step outside their comfort zones, and your optimism turns even the darkest days into an adventure.

you remind us all to laugh a little louder, dream a little bigger, and live a little freer. your heart is as expansive as the universe you adore exploring, and your fire burns with passion, curiosity, and courage. thank you for teaching us that life is meant to be experienced fully and without hesitation.

★ keep shining, sagittarius—you’re a force of nature, and the world is brighter because of you. ★ ★ ways to celebrate sagittarius season:

⭑ embrace adventure. go on a road trip, explore new hiking trails, or plan a spontaneous outing. if traveling isn’t an option, watch travel vlogs or cook something inspired by a place you want to visit.

⭑ expand your mind. read a book about philosophy, spirituality, or a topic that excites you. dive into astrology, explore new belief systems, or try learning a few words of a new language.

⭑ spend time outdoors. go stargazing, camping, or just take a walk in nature. sagittarius thrives in open spaces, so breathe in some fresh air and let yourself feel free.

⭑ dream big. reflect on where you’re headed and set big-picture goals. write down what you’re grateful for and visualize what you want to manifest next.

⭑ get social. host a game night, throw a cozy bonfire party, or just hang out with friends for some laughs and good conversation.

⭑ try something new. whether it’s a new workout, creative hobby, or even just a different playlist, sagittarius loves fresh experiences.

⭑ indulge in freedom. take a day to do whatever you feel like—no plans, no obligations, just go with the flow.

⭑ celebrate the fire energy. light some candles, make mulled wine or hot cocoa, and cozy up by the fire.

⭑ connect with the stars. spend a night under the sky reflecting on life’s bigger picture. look for constellations and let the universe inspire you.

⭑ give back. share your knowledge or skills with others, or support a cause you believe in. sagittarius energy loves spreading positivity and wisdom. so excited for my b-day, it's 12/21 :3c