CastleGirl

Just A Grrrrrl living In A Big World, tryin' to make sum cents, and dolla, dolla, dollas

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How Cool Is Your Zodiac Sign?

Aries: pretty fuckin cool

Taurus: they aight

Gemini: cool as fuck

Cancer: lightweight cool

Leo: pretty fuckin cool

Virgo: cool when they want to be

Libra: laid-back cool

Scorpio: cool when they want to be

Sagittarius: pretty fuckin cool

Capricorn: cool without trying too hard

Aquarius: lightweight cool

Pisces: laid-back cool

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Tumblr is like Fashion 101, you better know how and who to follow

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Eating Avocados With A Spoon Makes Them Damn Delicious, But A Deviled Egg Is Better Than Sin

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Basketball will always make you Cray until the last minute, then you feel relief like blop, blop, biz, biz

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If I ever hit rock bottom, it better be a Brazilian butt lift that launches me back

CastleGirlOnMyLovelyLadyParts

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Rolls do not belong on the female anatomy, buns on the other hand, should fit in the palm of your hand.

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Skinny Cargo Jeans, So I Can Stick All My Makeup And Flasks In Different Pockets, You Never Know When You Have To Walk 'The Walk of Shame'

CastleGirl During Her Party Days

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Vodka makes me warm and fuzzy, a tradition started to combat a cold

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Some People Really Need To Let Go Of The Latisse, Your Lashes are Clashing With Your Hairline and Making You More Confused

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Dark Lip Liner and Pink Lipstick Is Like Wearing A Light Blue Prom Tux With Royal Blue Piping

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Considering Moving Out Of My Loft And Shacking Up In A Motel So I Can make Some Dollas and Cents with Airbnb

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I Want to Know Why If You Are Famous and Commit A Crime, It's Not The Cops Fault, But If You Are A Common Thug Who Was In The Wrong, It's Almost Always The Officer's Fault....Food For Thought

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Everybody Blames AutoCorrect Until You Have To Learn How To Use The White Out Pen

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I would smash you with a hammer if my grinder broke

CastleGirl to Her Coffee Beans

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It's The Easiest Place To Call Someone Else's Work Your Own... The Internet

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That Moment When You Hand Someone A Oil Blotting Pad To Wipe Their Nose...Sorry to Kill Your Star Appeal

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I Hope This Isn't Taken

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