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Good Morning Joe

Thank you for your e-mail. It has brought a welcome bit of levity into my day. It found me more than well, in fact, it found me on the floor in a fit of rapturous laughter, or, as the kids would say, roffle-ing.

I have two cats myself, so the begging 'cheezburger' joke is not lost on me. They can be quite persuasive. Very good. Please find attached an equally humorous cat image I found for your enjoyment.

Regards, Michael H

parakeet

Hi Joe

Forgot to attach the image. What am I like, bad case of the Mondays and it's not even 10am! Here you go. Enjoy.

Regards, Michael H

#I shit you not this is exactly how my boss talks #and I eat it up every time #I send him a funny gif and the rest of the department hears all abt it by the end of the day

scarabies-real

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

little-grey-dowitcher

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

little-grey-dowitcher

“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.

“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.

“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.

“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.

“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

breelandwalker

Addendum:

"But it makes me uncomfortable!" The world is an uncomfortable place and complete strangers are not required to fix that for you. Learning to endure harmless discomfort is a life skill for existing in public.

"But I don't like it!" There's plenty of things in the world and not all of them are fun or enjoyable or For You. This applies to everyone and we all have to deal with that in a mature fashion.

"But I want to do the thing!" You can't always do what you want. Most people learn this in preschool. Wanting something does not entitle you to be inconsiderate to the people around you.

doglike

gentleaffirmations

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

gentleaffirmations

I hope this message reaches all the neurodiverse and disabled people who were made to feel like their abuse was justified because they had "behaviors".

While this message is true for every child, you are who I had in mind when I wrote it.

I like the rock.

I think it's been said but I'll say it again. Asking for a photo with an application is illegal because of this

poetrylesbian

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live

firstprinced

Heated Rivalry | 1.02

presentlydean

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

firstprinced

1.05 & 1.06 | requested by anon 💙

eldritchbauble

Say it with me - I am CHOOSING to be responsible for my own behavior, I am CHOOSING to approach others with decency and kindness, I am CHOOSING words and actions that put good into this world, I am CHOOSING to be aware of my own capacity to harm others and to consciously avoid that harm, and I am CHOOSING to believe that hope for a better life and a better world is never lost. I don't know what else to tell you but I truly believe that if we cannot collectively fight for this, we're going to go insane and things will be bleak and we will die miserable. Hope for yourself and others is only lost if you let go.