THIEF / LIAR.

guys. i want a castle. dependent rp blog

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5oclockhats.

“Weeeeelll that was highly unfortunate … so sad…really. “

                                        “      was  that  sarcasm  ?    'cause  i  just  dropped  my  food  on  the  ground   &   i’m    highly   upset  .      ”

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❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

a  brief  laugh   &   a  shake  of  his  head  .    oh ,  how  such  a   naive  little  thing  .    how  such  a  twist  in  fate  that  had  him  tangled  up  in  hers  .    fingers  sweep  through  his  hair  as  he  crosses  his  arms ,  a  cocky  smile  taking  its  place  prominently  on  his  lips  .    her  memories  were  far  more  expansive  than  his  during  their  time  together  .    his    stopped  abruptly    at  the  water  —  filled  cave  .    past  that ,  he  was  here  in  fairville      :      enjoying  the  simple  life  of  a   free  man  .

                                        ❛      oh  blondie  .    i  think  you’ve  become   more  bold   during  our  time  apart  .    what  kind  of  dark   influence   have  i  had  on  you  ?      ❜            the  thief  was  always  shaded  in  deception  .   lies  were  as   easily  spoken   as  truths  .    he  was    far    from  innocent   &   as  close  as  you  can  get  to  devilish  without  getting  the  actual  man  himself  .

          meme    :    the breakfast club          from      @rxpunzelgothel​          status    :    accepting

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rarerpmemes:

THE BREAKFAST CLUB;; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜

❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜

❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜

❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜

❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜

❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜

❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜

❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜

❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜

❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜

❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜

❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜

❛ Eat my shorts. ❜

❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜

❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜

❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜

❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜

❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜

❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜

❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜

❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜

❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜

❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜

❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜

❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜

❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜

❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜

❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜

❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜

❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜

❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜

❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜

❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜

❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜

❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜

❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜

❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜

❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜

❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜

❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜

❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜

❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜

❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜

❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜

❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜

maleficent .    merida .

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✶   *   n  /  cvcrgrowup.     ∶     ?  ?  ?      ↝      punk   .   ❞

❝      i can’t  !  those are NOT the rules   !  ❞

     it was tiring to convince people to play along. in neverland the boys and wendy were always ready to play. if he didn’t have the stubbornness of a child, he might have given up immediately but peter was determined to win.

                                        ❝      i  don’t  care  if  it’s  not  the  rules  .    it’s  rude  to  steal  someone’s  hat   !      ❞              irritation  laced  his  voice  as  he  continued  to  follow  the  boy  ,   completely  unfazed  that  he  was   flying  .    that   small  ---  ish   detail  wasn’t  important  right  now  .              ❝      didn’t  you  learn any  MANNERS  growing  up   ?      ❞

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✶   *   n  /  cvcrgrowup.     ∶     ?  ?  ?      ↝      punk   .   ❞

Flying just a head above the crowd, Peter was having too much fun when he snatched the hat of an oblivious bystander. “ Catch me if you can ! ” He called out to them, intending to start a game of chase. Of course, he would give back their property but he wanted to play more than just the games provided by the stalls.

with  a  sudden  depletion  of  heat  on  the  top  of  his  head  ,   he  looks  up  to  see  a  flying  boy  with  his  hat  .      flynn  was   not  in  the  mood  .    eyes  narrow  as  he  begins  to  follow  the  one  flying  .

                                        ❝      give  me  my  hat  back   !      ❞

[gingerspect-deactivated20170717]

listening to cosbo.  part three.

this is an actual list of things cosbo has said. some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life,  &  some are just plain … weird. i hope you enjoy this !   &  do know that part four is on the way.     //     part one. part two.

❛  oh fuck my asshole.  ❜

❛  i ripped out this ghost’s soul, so that’s what i’m up to today.  ❜

❛  when you’re supposed to be saving the world, but you wanna fish in a cave.  ❜

❛  they got a log book for all of their ___, how pure.  ❜

❛  what? 420 blaze it! eat my ass.  ❜

❛  i don’t like human genocide, i just like ant genocide. get fucked ant man.  ❜

❛  yay monkeys.  ❜

❛  oh! the penguins! nut!  ❜

❛  me, in tears: i love penguins.  ❜

❛  this area is currently close. aw, lame!  ❜

❛  one of them is shaking its butt! i’m in love.  ❜

❛  i understand tiger.  ❜

❛  aw, he lonely! he needs friends.  ❜

❛  aw, i won’t be able to look at the otters! fuck!  ❜

❛  oh my god, stop snapchat. stop!  ❜

❛  i told y’all i’d get lost in the zoo!  ❜

❛  this map is not helpful.  ❜

❛  oh! it’s a bald eagle! america bitch.  ❜

❛  someone hurt you. who would do that to america?  ❜

❛  it be like that sometimes.  ❜

❛  if there’s anything i’m capable of it’s eating 100 chicken nuggets under 10 minutes.  ❜

❛  my endless fountain of wisdom strikes again.  ❜

❛  i love ordering things online. it’s like getting presents for yourself.  ❜

❛  why?  ❜

❛  sometimes i burp and it gets a little vomit.  ❜

❛  it’s a miracle that i’m still alive.  ❜

❛  my leg is sore.  ❜

❛  i’d straight up unfriend me. i’d block myself.  ❜

❛  i have group chats on three different platforms.  ❜

❛  i’ll just take the manual escalator   …   ya’know the stairs.  ❜

❛  i’m not shocked but i am disappointed.  ❜

❛  which one of y’all have powerade!  ❜

❛  i am the meme king!  ❜

❛  i am a fool!  ❜

❛  you have to talk to me! no exceptions!  ❜

❛  i gotta go beat someone, hold on.  ❜

❛  can you stop being melodramatic for once in your afterlife?  ❜

❛  i dunno play a game of parcheesi.  ❜

❛  i don’t even know what that is but i just said it.  ❜

❛  siri and i have a love / hate relationship when it comes to downtown cities.  ❜

❛  my car is so smart!  ❜

❛  i have a lot of questions about disney movies and most of them are pixar movies.  ❜

(with a mouth full of diary queen) ❛  ka-chow!  ❜

❛  i can’t believe they commit murder in cars. this is a children’s show.  ❜

❛  dead. dead. dead   …   DEAD!  ❜

❛  things to do on a monday night: settle down in a town you don’t even know and over analyze a movie about talking cars.  ❜

❛  i wanna get directions from lightening mcqueen down route 66.  ❜

❛  i think this town is more radiator springs than the last one.  ❜

❛  my room is oddly decorated with mexican paraphernalia.  ❜

❛  haunted hotels aren’t as scary when you’re drunk.  ❜

[castlethief-blog]

✶   *   g  /  oldenbrushes.     ∶     rapunzel      ↝      dream   .   ❞

 getting  used  to  having  LONG  HAIR  again  was  not  an  easy  feat.     she  had  grown  accustomed  to  having  her  short  brunette  locks  in  the  years  since  the incident,  as  she  liked  to  call  it.     she  wasn’t  sure  how  or  why  it  had  grown  back  again,  but  here  it  was ( not  as  long  as  it  had  been,  but  still  quite  long ).     nestled  in  her  tree  nook,  she  watched  her  hair  flow  in  the breeze.     it  made  her  think  of  a  certain  dark  haired  thief  who  had  stolen  her  away  from  her  tower  and  given  her  a  new  life.     to  say  the  least,  she  missed  eugene.

                              that  long  hair  .      he  knew  that  long  hair  .      why  was  it  long  ?      he  cut  that  hair  .      he   knew   he  cut  that  hair  .      he  neared  the  tree  where  the  hair  was  flowing  from   &   looked  up  into  it  ,    seeing  the   all  too  familiar  girl   who  was  the  owner  of  the  particular  hair  .      he  gulped  before  a  smirk  appeared  on  his  lips  .            ❛    missed  me  too  much  ,    eh  ?    ❜

[castlethief-blog]

✶   *   a  /  shandtoil.     ∶     ella      ↝      sunshine  incarnate   .   ❞

“ help! i need somebody, help! ”

                              ❛    what  do  you  need  help  with  ,    ella  ?      i’ll  do  my  best  which  may  or  may  not  be  giving  it  my  all  .    &   your  problem   may  or  may  not   be  solved  .    ❜

[castlethief-blog]

              all  my  life  i’ve  been  living in  the   fast  lane                                      CAN’T  SLOW  DOWN                                                                   i’m  a   rollin’  freight  train       one  more  time .           gotta  start  all  over .           can’t  slow  down                                                                       I’M  A  LONE  RED  ROVER

                                   *    (       polaroid  by  imagine  dragons       )

[castlethief-blog]

hello  everyone  !      i  think  it’s  time  that  i  make  a  formal  intro  post  for  flynn  rider  aka  eugene  fitzherbert  .      i’m  just  telling  y’all  right  now  ,     flynn  is   not  a  good  guy  .      at  all  .      he’s  only  in  it  for  himself   &   it  takes  a  lot  for  him  to  let   anyone  in  .      he’s  very  selfish   &   conceited  ,    making  sure  that  he’s  well  taken  care  of  first  before  helping  someone  else  .      under  the  cut  is  more  explanations   &   some  headcanons  .

*   THEY  ALWAYS  GET  MY  NOSE  WRONG   !

                              first  of  all  ,    i’m  going  to  explain  the  whole     “ only  taking  care  of  himself ”     bit  before  i  go  forth  .      if  we  look  into  tangled  ,    the   only  reason   why  flynn  even  agreed  to  help  rapunzel  is  because    she  stole  something  from  him  .      she  took  something  that  was  his      (   albeit  it  wasn’t  his  in  the  first  place   )      &   to  him  that’s  a  huge  no  ---  no  .      that’s  HIS  property   &   no  one  is  allowed  to  touch  that  .      he  comes  from  an  orphanage  .      he  never  had  anything  that  was   his  own   because  he  shared  everything  with  the  younger  ones  .      when  he  claims  things  as  his  ,    they’re  his  no  matter  what  .      he  got  out  of  the  orphanage  when  he  was  16  years  old   &   has  been  living  on  his  own  since  ,    making  by  with  what  he  could  steal   &   getting  money  from  odd  jobs  here   &   there  .      i  think  i  have  explained  this  part  fairly  well  ,    but  if  you  still  have  questions  please  let  me  know  !

*   EVERYONE HERE DOESN’T LIKE ME   !

flynn  is  going  to  be  taken   after  the  movie  ends  .      although  ,    i’m  going  to  be  divergent  from  canon  ending  .      he  doesn’t  stay  with  rapunzel  after  he  gets  her  to  the  castle  .      he  doesn’t  like  settling  down  .      he  appreciates  what  she  did  by  getting  his  crimes  pardoned   &   cares  for  her  a  lot  but  things  were  a  bit  too  rushed  for  him  .      he  does  stick  around  near  the  kingdom  to  visit  every  once  in  a  while  .

things about his past .

the  orphanage  .          his  parents  loved  him  very  much  but  didn’t  have  the  means  to  keep  him  .      they  tried  in  vain  to  keep  their  baby  boy  ,    but  it  was  too  much  for  her  to  take  on  by  themselves  .      with  a  troubled  heart  ,    they  had  to  give  him  up  to  the  local  orphanage  before  leaving  town  .      the  orphanage  is  the  only  thing  he  knows   &   he  doesn’t  know  anything  about  his  parents  ,    not  even  what  they  looked  like  or  their  names  .      he  came  up  with  dreams  that  they  were  king   &   queen  of  a  kingdom  far  away   &   that  they  had  to  give  him  up  to  protect  him  .      sadly  ,    that  dream  faded  away  as  he  grew  up  ,    knowing  that  that  was  just  a  dream   &   his  parents  gave  him  up  .

the  name  flynn  rider  .          when  he  was  older  ,    roughly  around  the  age  of  10  ,    he  read  a  book  called      “   the  tales  of  flynnigan  rider   ”      to  the  younger  orphans   &   dreamed  of  that  lifestyle  as  a  swashbuckler  ,    out  there  on  the  run  living  life  the  way  he  saw  fit  .      so  ,    when  he  was  16  years  old  ,    he  got  out  of  the  orphanage  ,    changed  his  name   &   went  on  to  live  his  life  .      flynn  is  dashing  ,    bold  ,    daring  .      eugene  is  caring  ,    concerned  ,    soft  ---  hearted  .      both  have  completely  different  personalities  with  some  intermingling  .

becoming  a  thief  .          this  one  is  pretty  straight  forward  .      what  else  are  you  supposed  to  do  when  you  have  no  job   &   have  a  need  to  live  ?      he’s  very  good  at  what  he  does   &   that’s  mainly  why  he’s  wanted  .      he’s  not  afraid  of  being  caught  but  would  rather  not  be  .

miscellaneous  headcanons

since  the  story  is  based  in  germany  ,    he  can  speak  german  .      he  can  also  speak  english   &   will  use  it  as  his  first  language  .      the  times  that  he  will  speak  german  is  when  he’s  passionate      (   about  anything   &   it  can  be  with  any  emotion   )      or  he  doesn’t  consciously  remember  to  speak  english  .

he  has  a  huge  sweet  tooth  .      when  he  sees  sweets  he  can’t  help  himself  but  to  grab  on  or  two  or  ten  .

i  can’t  think  of  anything  else  .      i’ll  edit  when  i  think  of  more  .

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✶   *   c  /  ndlstik.     ∶     ? ? ?      ↝      uppity   .   ❞

 no ,  he  was  not  a  candelabra  but  he  wishes  he  were  not  a  candelabra  somewhere  else !     preferably  in  the  comfort  of  a  castle  tucked  away  in  france  where ,  even  as  a  servant ,  the  meals  were  never  anything  short  of  fantastic  &  their  lodgings  &  dress  always  fine .     the  dull  grey  of  this  town  so  far  from  his  home  &  small  &  even  dirty  didn’t  much  appeal  to  him .     he  smiled  through  it  &  made  due  with  what  he  had ,  obviously !     but  that  was  an  appearance  he  kept  up  only  for  the  sake  of  being  an  optimistic  presence .     even  so ,  though ,  he  couldn’t  help  but  let  out  a  groan  with  a  roll  of  his  eyes  at  the  other  man’s  comment .     he  clicked  his  tongue  ;  he  could  make  a  list  of  things  not  to  love .          ❛    the   mediocre  dining   it  offers  is  one  thing  i  can  think  of  off  the  top  of  my  head .    ❜

                              out  of  all  the  people  he  thought  he  would  be  meeting  ,   a  drop  ---  dead  gorgeous  man  wasn’t  one  of  them  .      it  takes  him  a  couple  of  seconds  before  he  can  gather  this  thoughts  .      whoever  this  person  was   &   where   they  came  from  ,   obviously  came  from  royalty  or  from  some  higher  up  .      he  scoffs  at  the  man’s  response  .            ❛    oh  ,   let  me  guess  .      you’re  used  to  being  waited  on  hand   &   foot  by   multitude  of  servants  ,    huh   pretty  boy  ?    ❜            voice  is    sarcastic    towards  the  end  ,   a  sort  of     b i t t e r n e s s     seeped  in  between  syllables  .      he  hated  talking  to  the  royalty  mainly  for  this  reason      -----------      they  always  were  so  uppity   &   treated  everyone  else  poorly  with   very  high  expectations  .      he  tilts   &   an  eyebrow  raises  .      flynn  didn’t  even  know  this  man’s  name   &   he  was    already  on    his    ‘ avoid  at  all  costs ’    list  .

[castlethief-blog]

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‘  getting the fuck over things is the best!  ’ ‘  i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept!  ’ ‘  you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel.  ’ ‘  when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree  ’ ‘  where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually.  ’ ‘  do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?  ’ ‘  if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me.  ’ ‘  will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass???  ’ ‘  date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her.  ’ ‘  the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell.  ’ ‘  does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish.   ’ ‘  kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me.  ’ ‘  fuck boys, I only trust rice.  ’ ‘  whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give.  ’ ‘  luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”  ’ ‘  mood: saying “mood” to everything.  ’ ‘  i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you  ’ ‘  share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.  ’ ‘  the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7.  ’ ‘  i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see.  ’ ‘  while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.    ’ ‘  a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science.  ’ ‘  i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water.  ’ ‘  why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is.  ’ ‘  when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  ’ ‘  YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay  ’ ‘  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music.  ’ ‘  move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency.  ’ ‘  life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.  ’ ‘  i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed.  ’ ‘  what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom.  ’ ‘  i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety.  ’ ‘  i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town.  ’ ‘  i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again.  ’ ‘  oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me.  ’ ‘  “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning.  ’ ‘  we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek.  ’ ‘  imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone.  ’ ‘  it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends.  ’ ‘  bamf: bad at making friends.  ’ ‘  i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!!  ’ ‘  (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown!  ’ ‘  rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip.  ’ ‘  if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared.  ’ ‘  “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t.  ’ ‘  why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started.  ’ ‘  the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell.  ’ ‘  i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you.  ’ ‘  do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone??  ’ ‘  just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta.  ’ ‘  i need a small loan of $1,000,000.  ’ ‘  i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago.  ’ ‘  where can i find this friendzone i need some friends.  ’ ‘  i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices.  ’ ‘  i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem?  ’ ‘  i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds.  ’ ‘  when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love.  ’ ‘  sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on.  ’ ‘  if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there.  ’ ‘  i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed.  ’ ‘  my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao  ’ ‘  dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???  ’ ‘  people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight.  ’ ‘  i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords.  ’ ‘  whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich.  ’ ‘  i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me??  ’ ‘  your smile makes any day a thousand times better.  ’ ‘  hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me.  ’ ‘  90′s babies… we getting old.  ’ ‘  stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you.  ’ ‘  i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this.  ’ ‘   there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’ ‘  i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe.  ’ ‘  brah fuck it i’m just die.  ’ ‘  i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch.  ’ ‘  i’m kiss deprived.  ’ ‘  i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair.  ’ ‘  me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong?  ’ ‘  je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die.  ’ ‘  not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat.  ’ ‘  if i want you, never worry about who wants me.  ’ ‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak.  ’ ‘  i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu.  ’ ‘  watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date.  ’ ‘  space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky.  ’ ‘  date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them.  ’ ‘  push me onto the bed and climb on top of me.  ’ ‘  hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug.  ’ ‘  all the love songs are becoming about you now.  ’ ‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved.  ’ ‘  avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.  ’ ‘  first of all i love tiddies so jot that down.  ’ ‘  fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul.  ’ ‘  i really need to be fucked by something other than life.  ’ ‘  you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you.  ’ ‘  goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.  ’

maleficent.      /      bert.

[castlethief-blog]

                              he  was  finally  getting  used  to  everything  around  here .      even  though  it  wasn’t  the  forests  he  knows ,   he  could  still  get  used  to  this  town .      flynn  sighed  happily   &   looked  around .      not  everyday  that  you  get  cursed  to  live  in  a  town ,   but  you  gotta  go  with  it   &   hope  that  you’ll  get  back .      although ,   if  he  was  being  honest  with  himself .      he  really  didn’t    WANT    to  go  back .      back  there ,   he  was    a  wanted  man .      here ?      he  could  be  free ,   not  having  to  look  behind  his  back    every  five  minutes .          ‘   is  anyone    still    complaining  about  being  here ?      ‘cause  i  find  it  rather  enjoyable .      what’s   not   to  love ?   ’

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✶   *   w  /  itchfmiliar.     ∶     ? ? ?      ↝      clumsy   .   ❞

 he’d  never  had  a  stubbed  toe  before .     tripped  over  his  own  feet  many  a  times ,  sure ,  but  he’d  never  stubbed  a  toe  until  now .     he  didn’t  particularly  want  to  do  it  again  either .     the  human  body  was  bulky  with  too  many  parts  to  knock  &  scrape  against  things .     the  feeling  of  being  the  shape  &  appearance  of  a  man  was  something  he  had  grown  used  to  but  living  as  one  he  had  not .     he  dusts  his  hands  off  after  checking  on  the  toe  that  earned  the  unfortunate  fate  of  jamming  into  a  door  not  but  moments  earlier .          ❛    how  d’  these  people  get  around   anywhere   without  bangin’  themselves  on  everything  they  come  across ?    ❜          the  angry  grumble  is  mostly  to  himself  but  loud  enough  for  others  to  hear  &  strange  enough  to  attract  attention  no  doubt .

                              skeptical  eyes  have  never  left  the  man .      ever  since  flynn  arrived ,   no  one  has  stood  out  more  than  the  man  dressed  in  all  black ,  bumping  into  everything   &   tripping  over  everything  every  thirty  minutes .      it  was    quite  curious .      it  seemed  as  if  it  was  his    first  time    on  two  legs .         ‘   subbing  your  toe  hurts  don’t  it ?   ’          he  piped  up ,   brows  raising .      cautiously    he  stepped  towards  him .          ‘   what’s    even worse    is  doing  it  with    bare  feet .   ’

[castlethief-blog]

✶   *   r  /  apvnzeliisms.     ∶     rapunzel      ↝      confused  blondie   .   ❞

rapunzel heard the familiar voice and turned, very slowly, around. she wasn’t sure if this was a cruel trick of her hair powers or if it was some sort of spell that had been placed on her. she was not prepared for someone she knew to be in this world. especially since the people she’d met already were not familiars. she nodded softly as she looked at flynn she shook her head, “you’re here too?” she said. still very not confident that this wasn’t just a cruel dream or trick, “what is this place? why are we here?” she asked the male softly.

                              so  it  wasn’t  just  his  brain  playing  a  trick .      it    was    rapunzel .      soft  smile  picks  up  on  his  lips  as  he  takes  a  few  steps  closer  to  her .      he  nodded  at  her  first  question .            ‘   yup .      i’ve  been  here  for  roughly  three  days .      it’s  been  a    very  confusing    time .      we’re  in  fairvale ,   which  i’ve  learned ,   is  in  washington .      wherever    THAT    is ,   it’s  not  in  germany .   ’            he  shifted  his  weight from  foot  to  foot .            ‘   i  don’t  know    why    we are  here ,   just  that  we  are .   ’

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[castlethief-blog]

dailygrantgustin.

Barry Allen in 3x23 ‘Finish Line’

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