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my mom always says "money doesn't grow on trees" where's the paper from?

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there were two in the bed and the little one said: "i'm selfish, get out!"

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i feel creepy when i watch my sims have "woohoo" peeping tom alert

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do me like a queen be the king of my kingdom dominate my dreams

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i just really want to be a hot gay male for neil patrick harris

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saturday night blues it's true, i'm anti-social sue me why don't ya

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i dream about the nice gorilla from king kong inter-specie love

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signing my yearbook 'i wish we had fucked this year. have a great summer!'

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bodies embracing cheetos on the kitchen floor sex in the pantry

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your vagina is as deep as the blue ocean i will sink in it