RiverKwai

They/them

[kefcioart]

“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”

“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”

― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

[riverkwai404]

I don’t have a particularly laid back life but somehow the most consistent thing is my two best friends finding people to speak Arabic to at every single event we go to

(Very proud and happy for them I just have no idea what is happening at this video games event and Dahlia has located the Saudis who have invited her to the mosque)

[riverkwai404]

My best friend is currently taking a class on religions of ancient egypt and as a result has recently had to learn parts of the pantheon for the first time.

This man is pretty serious generally, takes academics VERY seriously, very mature and always keeping future plans in mind.

What I did NOT expect was him to start using the gods of ancient egypt to do a frat boy impression that he's literally never shared before????

He's out here saying things like "Weigh my heart against the ostrich feather bro, on Ma'at I'm not lying" and it is ANNIHILATING me.

[leoincolor]

neil, from his pov: i'm trying so hard to shut my mouth. i really am. i am trying so hard and everyone else is just testing me

neil, from jean's pov: he is the biggest instigator in the world. he does everything to piss someone off. this man has the biggest mouth in the world

[yolkylemon]

honorary fox(es) || comm for @betterluck

[instigatorjosten]

love the fact the deal that SAVES NEILS LIFE is basically Ichirou going “give me 80% of your income for life” and Neil is thinking dude I used to live off ten cents a week, i don’t give a fuuuuck keep all my money just let me makeout w my boyfriend

[farewellcharmer]

I can’t believe Jean’s been through all these horrors, but his sleep paralysis demon was still Barkbark von Barkenstein the cardboard dog

[riverkwai404]

The past two weeks have truly been a test of perseverance and while I have exceptionally wonderful friends who have been far and away actual gods holy shit we cannot keep doing this

(two ER trips, one case of Flu-A (not related to ER trips), worst period cramps I’ve had in YEARS, sudden worsening of new symptom: passing the fuck out constantly, and about a million small emotional breakdowns because FUCK.)

Oh it’s also finals week by the way.

[sunlitcourts]

Today Jeremy will upload a tiktok with the caption: "In your early 20s you will get a call from a friend asking if you're willing to take a Raven defensemen for your Exy team. It is very important that you say yes" and the next picture is Jerejean wedding

[riverkwai404]

This week really has me feeling the “dis” part of “disabled”

(First ER field trip, two basically bedridden days with 10 hours of naps between the two of them, d e p r e s s i o n)

[falafels]

def easier for jean to unlearn raven habits because of that scene in tgr where someone goes “do you want to hit tanner? when cat gets it wrong do you want to break your racquet over her back?” and he goes omg no of course not because kevin with the foxes you know damn well his answer would have been “yes and you’d be lucky if it was even related to your performance on court”

[dogpuppy]

[jordiipordii]

“are you religious?”

The holy text that I read every day like clockwork; Google already knows what I want:

[ronanlyxch]

the thing is I don’t fully doubt Nora’s ability to make me care about or like Thea, she has that way about her, but at this current moment I hate her and want her nowhere near kevin and his story

[caelandoll]

I fear my players might demand a refund someday.

Cause in the years we've played Dungeons and Dragons together, we have never fought with or against a Dragon. Which is is like 50% of the premise.

[mykelneedssleep]

Nora Sakavic made Neil demisexual because without it he simply would have been too powerful. I know that man would say some shit to Riko about how he must want to fuck him so bad if he spends this much time thinking about him. Bonus points if he brings up Kevin. They don’t even have to be together but I know for a fact that if those types of thoughts occurred to Neil he would most definitely make it seem like him and Kevin were fucking on the regular just to piss Riko off. Man would pull a “we talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time, usually when we’re in bed together” out of his ass and laugh it off when someone brought it up

[lorasx]

i wish i was a jerejean shipper before the sunshine court so that i could experience the euphoria they felt when tsc dropped and they realized jerejean became the main couple after 10 years of delusion

[riverkwai404]

I WAS AND IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL TIME TO BE ALIVE