Lazy Witch Who Blogs

-Dylan-22-Gay&Witchy-insta(smolsox) 🌕☀️

[happifying-things]

📷 by rolex_corgi

[telemitosis-moved]

me holding out my neck to the vampires: come get yall juice

[casuallybeingawitch]

I hate the fact none of my close friends even care that were so distant and I hate the fact I put in so much effort into my old life for those people to not care whatever fuck all of yeah then

[toastbutteregg]

when your friend exaggerates a story

[berternies]

I’m so sorry

[demcter]

this is the best and only version of this meme, the other ones no longer exist

[toastbutteregg]

dogs are adorable

[quartzprinz]

[only-witchy-deactivated20220901]

🌿he says hello witchblr🌿

[weltraum-kartoffel]

[scarletravenswood]

How do you like to decorate your home to bring in positive energy?

[sapphcrescent]

me: i’m a serious witch who does proper spells and rituals in my craft

also me: *stirring tea* may this tea not burn my tiddy when i inevitably spill it on myself amen hallelujah

[blackfairypresident]

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

[kingjaffejoffer]

[thechubbynerd]

The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.

[lukemeintheeye]

The bag looks like it’s smiling

[grey-witchs-grimoire]

….yeah

[mvnicx]

[naturesoulwitch]

😍

[the-suburban-craft]