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Photo from Portland Pride 2019 © The Oregonian
[Photograph of a man dressed as Captain America, from behind with his shield on his back, waving a rainbow-striped American flag]
I was at Portland Pride, and y’all don’t even understand this man’s power. This photo is from the back, so you don’t see the perfection of the outfit, the chiseled jaw, the truth of his incredible shoulders-to-waist ratio, the reflective aviators.
It’s a still image, so you don’t see the confidence with which he walks. He KNOWS he’s the shit. We were walking in opposite directions on the sidewalk as he was getting into position for the parade, and I short circuited. This man is FINE, and he knows it.
You DEFINITELY don’t know that one of the drag queens who was calling the parade, when he walked by, stopped mid-sentence and said, and this is a direct quote,
“Sir, that absolutely is America’s ass. I probably shouldn’t say that, but it’s true.” Every single person in the crowd who was even a little bit attracted to men whooped and clapped at that truth.
This man is my hero.
Turns out they use neutral pronouns—see: starcaptainyork on Instagram. Here are some of their pics from facebook (easiest to screencap), featuring the aviators, front-view, and confirming Cap-appropriate jaw line:
York Bezbozny is a Pride treasure.
<3 UTTERLY AMAZING <3
LMAO i saw this dude! They held that flag the whole time
I know them! My fiancé has been friends with them for years. York is a good human, they were also at Seattle Pride dying a heat death in that cosplay.
