Dicks

Not a blog about dicks.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Growing up with intellectual freedom from a parent but not freedom of movement was so weird. Yes of course you can read any political theory you want honey no you can’t walk home from school until you’re sixteen

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

For people who have never seen a cow I’ll explain:

Cows are covered in cow shit. All the time. Even clean cows who get bathed regularly have cow shit on them. But listen to me. Normal dairy cows are not getting baths. They have cowshit on them, the splash back from their cowshit gets on udders. So does cow urine. Also listen mud gets on cow udders, cow hair, bugs, and other nasties will get in the milk. But most importantly: cow shit. There is so much cow shit involved with cows even in the cleanest and healthiest dairies. Cows shit a LOT. Also for some reason cows like to lie down in cowshit. You will have a whole pasture with no cowshit and they will find the most disgusting pile of cowshit you’ve ever had the misfortune to smell and they lie right in it.

When cows were milked by hand this was a problem- when cows are milked with machinery this is a problem. Cows are animals and they shit. A lot. And it’s going to get into the milk. And listen. You do not want to drink cow shit germs in milk. And milk can be filtered all you want and it is- but germs? gotta cook those fuckers out. So you don’t get sick from the cowshit.

TLRD: cow shit.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, the whole "unnatural process of pasteurization" is just raising the temperature to a certain point and holding it there-- how long depends on how high you do it. (In large quantities, this is often about 145F/63C for a half hour, but if you're working on a small batch, you can go for fifteen seconds at 161F/72C.

That's it. No weird chemicals. No sinister udder technique.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

To be clear, farmers do wash and sterilise cow teats and milking equipment with iodine, they're not just squeezing sewage into your milk or anything. But it only takes one overlooked teat or little wrinkle or distracted worker to get bacterial contamination in the milk, and dangerous bacteria really, really love eating milk. All farming is messy; the occasional slug trapped in your lettuce or bug crushed into your flour won't hurt you, but all the stuff that babies love in milk is also stuff that harmful bacteria loves, and under ideal conditions a salmonella or e. coli population can double every 20 minutes. In the milk, it's gonna double slower, but it's gonna double a lot faster than you'd like, especially since the milk you buy is going to be between many hours and many weeks old depending on where you get it. All milk should be assumed to be contaminated until pasteurised. Buying raw milk from a dedicated farmer who knows and bathes all of her cows and milks them by hand and got that milk that very morning is safer than buying raw factory milk, but in the same way that driving 3 drinks over the alcohol limit is safer than driving 5 drinks over the limit. Just get the pasteurised milk.

[shadow-manor]

Also, even if you have somehow autoclaved the cow so you know its udder is squeaky-clean, if the cow itself is diseased it can pass the infection on in its milk. Diseases passed this way include tuberculosis. James Herriott discussed the routine tuberculosis testing that vets did on cows in All Creatures Great and Small:

[junglejim4322]

I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

[bebs-art-gallery]

The Fireflies

— by Henri Camille Danger

[monster2001]

[byjove]

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[edgedancing-queen]

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

[mens-rights-activia]

[luntfontanne]

bernie STILL having cops throw pro-palestine protestors out of his massive rallies and saying "israel has a right to defend itself against terrorism" and absolutely not knowing how to respond to that NOT being the vibe of his audience……

at least good to see that the crowd is not with him on this. i was worried at first that they were booing the protestors at the beginning given what we saw at the dnc and every kamala rally all through her campaign but they very clearly only started booing loudly when the cops tore away the flag and started escorting the protestors out, and the entire crowd then chanting free palestine while bernie tries and fails to plow through his prepared statements "in america today— in america today—" before finally addressing it by calling it "a sensitive issue" ………… well. that's where we're at.

[catchymemes]

[unusual-suspects]

[animentality]

[unusual-suspects]

Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur; France, 15th century; Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, f. 49v

[muchlovefleursblog]

[bace-jeleren]

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.