Xtremely Casual

Ohai. I am a living breathing human being. Impressive, I know. Anything else you'd like to know, simply ask.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[hashtagloveloses]

SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

[ahaze]

Update:

[viinria-deactivated20190616]

[sickfuture]

[bewitchedink]

🐾 PUMPKITTEN SPICE LATTE 🐾

[pandabandanna]

Day 11 - Xy the techno witch!

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[grawly]

Feelin cute. Might delete later.

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[minero-tan]

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[erysium]

Waiting on the witching hour!  🌙 

[hyrude]

[kelanie12]

[pandabandanna]

Inktober day 4 - Talia the summer witch!

Even witches wanna go to the beach ☀️

[jebiwonkenobi]

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

[lightrises]

for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:

[maciek-nia]

Mass Effect Andromeda - Something to fight for 

Ben Lo

[capt-biglou]

Oh my god why didn’t we get this?