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Today, I fucked up... by taking a customer’s pizza I delivered

So I picked up this second job delivering pies for mazzios. I have never worked in the restaurant industry or food delivery service. It’s my second day towards the end of my shift when we get a delivery for a customer out in the boondocks (I’m from Oklahoma). I grab the ticket and head out the door. As soon as I arrive the customer is at the door waiting on me. He immediately spout something along the lines “took ye lon nuff” I don’t speak whatever language that was and immediately it was awkward. He paid via credit card which surprised me because this creature in front of me couldn’t even comprehend something called drive time. So I proceed to give him his food and hand him his copy of the receipt. I pull out a pen for him to sign with and as you can guess his hands are a little full. So he hands me back the pizza as he signs and gives me back the pen. I say thank you and turn back to my car when I felt something was off. I was walking off with his pizza. I felt like the biggest dumbass in the world until I went back to the door to give the man his pie back and he wouldn’t answer. That’s when I looked at the receipt and notice he didn’t leave a tip. He was assuming I was mad about getting skimped out on. All is well as I devoured it on my way home and lunch the next day. TLDR: the pizza guy giveth and taketh away.

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The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)