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Please start that project you're thinking about. Post it anywhere you can. Let people see the art you can bring to the world. Please, I want to see it. Just type that first word. I believe in you!

kocalls

eightdoctor

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

eightdoctor

homunculus-argument

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

terrie01

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

homunculus-argument

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

books-in-order

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

the-stray-liger

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

loseinadaydream

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

heartandsteel

THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING IT😭😭🖤

laclefdescoeurs

Nymphéas, 1907, Claude Monet

thegaymertrainer

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

lady-raziel

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

maviyenot

birdluvr1993

whip cream

mono-red-menace

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

byjove

one day I’ll try to enter the UK and I’ll get flagged in the airport and the MI6 agent that has been watching me will take me into a small back room and make me read all the posts I’ve made calling for the destruction of the royal family and calling for Irish reunification and Welsh, Scottish, Manx and Cornish independence and also the ones where I say things like “what did English people drink before tea got there? hot piss?” and “weird that parliament just banned cousin marriage when they’ve been doing it for centuries” and “why are British men ruddy all the time? why do you look sunburned when there is no sun in your country?”