in my machine era

Engine/Survival/George • he/him • 24 • 99% of my untagged posts are from a giant shuffled queue • {pfp by wormstuff}

[ostolero]

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[m86-deactivated20171116]

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

[slab-o-meat]

*mediates on Pussy Bone from Egipt*

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[montesmithart]

All the Artfight attacks I made during July <3

Bye-bye Artfight! See you at AF 2027 ☀️

[thatsoup]

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[ribstongrowback]

you think game designers are all perverts who are into kinky role play and shit and that is in fact true but that's just the basic level of perversion where they truly get depraved, decadent, downright dyonisian with it is when the spreadsheets get involved

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Do two different people run this account or am I trippin?

Sometimes my brain posts sometimes my pussy

[probuccalfat]

50 cent is agressively sexist and homophobic, why was your mom using him as an example of a good man???

let’s all cancel my 56 year old mother

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[clara-scintilla]

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Remaining time: 5 hours 1 minute

[were--ralph]

Werewolf went up 4% after I rb'd this

[probuccalfat]

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?