[vibebender-deactivated20210302]

"You can like the writing of Joe Goldberg's character and appreciate his villainy, but at the end of the day, he does not deserve the level of love and admiration he gets from some of y'all wackos out there because he is a serial killer with entitlement issues and he needs to be taken down," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: Penn Badgley

[craniuum]

me when it’s bisexual pescatarian week (again!):

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

[archivalslut]

i literally cannot believe you is a show that exists

[susiephone]

here’s a concept: au where instead of dying, forty goes on the run with ellie to protect her / so he won’t get fucking murdered. what follows is a bizarrely sitcom-esque fuckstorm where forty tries to function without money, his sister, and Constant Validation, and ellie wonders wtf has happened to her life, and deals with the fact that she’s adopted a drug addicted manbaby.

bonus: there’s a running gag where forty claims to be related to ellie with increasingly obvious lies. “oh, and this is your…?” “daughter” “………” “……..she’s adopted” *ellie hits her head against a wall*

[truefangirlheart]

forty means the third point. forty wrote and directed a movie called The Third Twin.

what does this mean?!

[codenamevillanelleve]

Nothing is answered. Everything is answered. And then it ends.

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

fbi kin

[gharibajameel]

assigned cop at birth

[mursejesse]

I don’t think that’s what ACAB stands for…

[cat-boogers]

[cat-boogers]

Get ready, it’s almost Halloween season

[steppenwolfpdf]

Can Ari Aster make his next movie about an MLM

[cat-boogers]

i loved midsommar but i couldn’t make it through heriditary 😖😖 i had to turn it off in the final 45 minutes because i got too creeped out. hopefully i can manage to finish it another day. the sound design of ari aster’s films gets to me a lot, and i couldn’t handle sitting there for 45 minutes plugging my ears. 

[twinsfawn]

[teex]

Jack Reynor for Esquire

“There is a kind of sexual violence in it and there’s a humiliating exposition that happens in it and that historically has been reserved for women in films, and I saw it as an opportunity to turn it on its head,” Reynor says. “I’ve seen so many films where the female actors in the movies are being so horribly humiliated in these death scenes where there’s so much sexual violence and it was probably about time that it was the other way.” (x)

[cat-boogers]

Midsommar title sequence art by Mu Pan. Artist’s portfolio here: http://www.mupan.com

I love how this captures the whole progression of the film, and that creepy sun face, and Pelle as a pied piper. And in the panel on the left, there’s an umbilical cord that’s also a hose.

[cat-boogers]

[andreauxminyard]

looking for a group of 5 to 7 women who will sit on the floor and wail with me in grief