Way to plant, Ann

When I’m dead just throw me in the trash

[guooey]

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[librarycard]

sometimes girls dont answer texts ever and thats ok

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[elekinetic]

hey. don’t cry. soup.

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[theabigailthorn]

thoughts??

no thanks i'm trying to quit

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[lizzy-bennet]

me: that’s a future me problem

me when i become future me: oh no

[ironinkpen]

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

[ironinkpen]

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[plumslices]

Do not come into my room without an appointment

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.