they want me to tell you we're going to mcdonalds

Nicole. adult. she/her. Not a solo-jojo blog. This is just everything.

[mapswithoutwyoming]

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[grendil2]

Extremely powerful results.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[aqueductaquarii]

egghead law...on one hand i think he would choose battle-ready clothing but also end up pressing the hawaiian shirt button at the last second. on the other hand i think he would wear a shaka-esque coat...

[leaff0dil]

Brothers.

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[munkseel]

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[mintaii]

something for the one piece live action which absolutely got me and now i might genuinely start reading it

[kitsuzoro]

an atheist tied to a cross being saved by a god and becoming his right-hand man is very poetic ngl

[canchuonsstuff]

Who are you people?…

[miss-holloways]

someone please stop naming these characters so similarly 😭 ↳ bonus: