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Femme lesbian, kitchen witch, 23 She/They/Fae.

[cat-needs-coffee]

Well it’s been several years. Time to make my triumphant return to this blog

[mimi-maru]

[r2x2]

[christmasxmas]

[halfagony-halfhope]

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[birdhism]

“This is not a request” - Hilda

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Happy voting day! Get out there and make your votes count!

[meganwhalenturner]

I thought I would be out of town on Election Day and requested an absentee ballot. I ended up not needing it, so I voted on a provisional ballot. It wasn’t hard. I just needed to fill out my info on an envelope for my ballot to be counted after they make sure I didn’t ALSO vote some other way. I’ve got my receipt and will confirm that my vote was counted.

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Since the SCOTUS doesn't think you have the right to hear this, please boost the hell out of the Miranda Warning.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

If someone knows other languages and can translate this, that would be wonderful because cops are no longer obligated to tell people their rights. This puts everyone but cops at risk. Let's make sure everyone on Tumblr knows.

[the-memories]

[cryptid-creations]

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[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[cowpokeprose]

“I want to be loved like a wild mountain river.” You dance in the rain and you take off your shoes to throw them into the pond. You run at a sprint until you drop to your knees in the dirt and breathlessly laugh. I could never keep up. I’m not a wild mountain river.

“I want to be loved like an avalanche.” You slam down your glass after you finish a drink and you throw your darts hard enough to split the wall beside the dartboard. You scream the lyrics to the song and roll all the windows down. You’re in your element but I can’t hear. I am not an avalanche.

“I want to be loved like a tended garden.” You carefully slice the bread into equal portions and spread the honey evenly. You sway side to side and flutter about the room, humming to yourself a beautiful song. I don’t know the tune. I am not a tended garden.

“I want to be loved like…” I want that for you too. I want you to have every type of love you dream of. I want you to find a sailor, a mountaineer, a gardener. I want you to find whatever you are looking for when you peer out at the horizon like that. I want the horizon to come to you. I want you to be loved like that. However I am not a lover. 

[noxclara]

I can't wait to reinvent my whole personality based on Florence's new album

[fatmdaily]

A message from Florence