what about Pringles with kitty flavor ! http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/pVbczj3
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what about Pringles with kitty flavor ! http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/pVbczj3
THAT STUPID MEOW AT THE END
please reblog this if it's okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven't reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itās actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUāRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
Y u pet me
Keep pet me
This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.
(also, because iāve seen comments about this: the shark isĀ able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)
I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please
Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)
man ok so shark diving suits are made of mail because what mail does best is block sharp things from puncturing you; and they LOVE the feeling of being petted with a mail glove
This has been on my mind for long but Iām gonna do this - please reblog this if youāre comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not meanĀ āmet at the grocery store two weeks agoā orĀ āhave a common friendā, but rather stuff likeĀ āhave been best friends since kindergrdenā,Ā āgo for a beer every fridayā,Ā āfriends with benefitsā,Ā ādated in highschoolā, āhate each otherās guts because -insert reason-ā Ā etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy)Ā and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction
I'm glad you're still going strong ( 3
Thank you, anon. <3
send me one for my muse's reaction: (horror version)
āDoes your mother know youāre out this late?āĀ
āDo you always shoot first and ask questions later?āĀ
āWhy are you covered in blood?āĀ
āWhy are you doing this?āĀ
āPlease, stop! It hurts!āĀ
āYou sent us down here to die. Now weāve come to take you with us.ā
āDo you hear them? The children? Theyāre calling for you.āĀ
āWe all float down here.ā
āThereās nowhere to run.āĀ
āYouāre one of us now.āĀ
āHow could you do this? You monster!āĀ
"What are you?"Ā
"Was that a howl?"Ā
"Please donāt kill me!"Ā
"Are you going to kill me?"Ā
"You got blood on the carpet!"Ā
"I think thereās blood in my ear now."Ā
"I didnāt even know that the human body looked like that on the inside."Ā
"You want me to stop? Nice try."Ā
"Come and get me."Ā
"You think you can stop me?ā
āYouāre all going to die tonight."Ā
"One by one we will take you."Ā
"Itās alive!ā
āIs there someone behind you?ā
āTheyāre here."Ā
"Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.ā
āWhatever you do, donāt fall asleep!ā
āWhat would you say if I told you the world around you was nothing more than a dream?"Ā
"If you look in the face of evil, evilās gonna look right back at you.ā
āOh, yes! There will be blood.ā
āIām every nightmare youāve ever had.ā
āWe all go a little mad sometimes."Ā
āThat cold aināt the weather. Thatās death approaching.ā
āHi, Iām Chucky. Wanna play?ā
āWhen there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.ā
Ā "We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound āfineā?ā
āBe afraid⦠Be very afraid.ā
āI should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy.ā
"I get this ache⦠And I, I thought it was for sex, but itās to tear everything to fucking pieces.ā
āItās Halloween, everyoneās entitled to one good scare.ā
āNo tears please, itās a waste of good suffering.ā
āYou know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.ā
āDarling. Light, of my life. Iām not gonna hurt ya. You didnāt let me finish my sentence. I said, Iām not gonna hurt ya. Iām just gonna bash your brains in.ā
āI see dead people.ā
āYou really scared me, if thatās what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?ā
āBelieve only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.āĀ
āI really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.ā
Please reblog if youāre alright with me just coming into your inbox with a random starter!
My Muse has disappeared and rumour goes that they have died. Send me a āā£ā for my Muse to appear on your doorstep years later.
yaminokanata:
Or send a āŪµā for reversed.
SendĀ _(ā¢ĢĻā¢Ģ ćā )_ āā for my museās reaction to yours sneaking into the room.
AUs for when your OTP are both assholes
jonahryan:
You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no youāre hot AU
Iām a barista and youāre the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU
Iām a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU
We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, letās bang it out AU
I saw you trying to hit theĀ ādoor closeā button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now weāre stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I donāt know what to say other than āyou started itā AU
I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and thatās how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU
I take my grades very seriously and youāre the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god Iāll fight you AU
You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU
Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU
SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR ANGST;
ā: my muses reaction to opening their front door and seeing yours drenched in rain
ā”: how my muse calms yours in a lightening storm while theyāre pulled over on the side of the road
ā: my muse comforting yours while they get a tattoo
ā: my museās reaction to getting a phone call from the hospital about your muse
āÆ: what my muse says to yours after they havenāt spoken for five hours since a fight
ā: my museās letter to yours that they left after they passed away
ā°: my museās reaction to watching yours die from afar
āæ: my museās reaction to leaving a cut on your museās body
ā: my museās reaction to finding your muse bruised and beaten on their doorstep
ā: my museās reaction to finding drugs in your museās handbag
āŗ: my muse protecting yours from a sleaze at the club
ā : my museās reaction to being told that your muse is missing, and presumed dead
āŗ: my muse finding yours on the side of the road, hours away from home
ā: the last thing my muse says to yours before leaving for good
ā: the voicemail my muse leaves on your phone when your muse hasnāt been heard from for the fifth night this week
ā: my muse comforting yours after the death of a loved one
ā±: my museās reaction to waking up to yours muse, beaten by mine, but my muse has no recollection of the night before
ā: my museās reaction to finding yours in a public bathroom, drugged and almost unconscious
Anastasia {Sentence Starters}
"Say your prayers, _____! No one can save you!"
"You're a very good actress, best yet in fact. But I've had enough."
"If we live through this, remind me to thank you."
"You know, you really should watch your blood pressure."
"I don't believe we told her that."
"I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OOH-WAH! And I'd kick her, sir."
"That, uh, that dress looks really good on you."
"Will you please remove him from my sight?"
"I'm begging you, please, forget the girl and get a life!"
"Do you really think I'm royalty? Then stop bossing me around!"
"Oh look! The drawing you gave me! Remember?"
"Why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life?"
"It was all a lie, wasn't it?"
"I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like a 'whoa.' And then you get really crazy with the hips!"
"You used me? I was just part of your con to get money?"
"What do they teach you in those orphanages?"
"Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot."
"From the very beginning, you lied!"
"Please don't talk anymore, it's only going to upset me."
"Oh sure, blame the ____. What the heck? We're easy targets."
"Years of dreams just can't be wrong!"
"You're on your own! This can only end in tears!"
"I am calm. I am heartless. I have no fear what so ever."
"I'm probably about as stubborn as you are."
"In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, and the nightmare I had was as dark as can be."
Reblog This If You Are Comfortable With Brainwashing/Conditioning RPs
We know the type. Being indoctrinated, being conditioned to believe things, the false manipulative friend, the mind control drugs in the water, the subliminal signals to the brain through the tv, ect.Ā
The Neighbourhood M!A list! (Anon specifies time: default is 24 hours.)
Female Robbery: Are those sirens I hear? Muse thinks the police are coming for them.
Baby Came Home: Muse believes that their loved one has left them. (If muse doesn't have a significant other, they think they're non-existent lover has already left, and is preoccupied with trying to find them).
Wires: Muse is infected with a lethal and gruesome disease.
How: Muse is thrown into an existential crisis.
Afraid: Muse is afraid all their friends hate them.
Everybody's Watching Me: Muse is incredibly paranoid, and feels like they're being watched or followed in their every move.
Sweater Weather: Muse is freezing cold.
Let It Go: Muse believes that everything everyone says to them is a hidden insult.
Alleyways: Muse can't stop reminiscing about the past - whether they were good times or bad.
Honest: Muse can't stop telling lies.
Flawless: Muse falls deeply in love with another muse. (Anon specifies.)
Float: Muse feels as if they are drowning.
A Little Death: Muse is trapped in a dodgy motel with only one other person (anon specifies who) for company.
Jealou$y: Muse is desperate to have a family. (If muse already has a family, they want to have another child.)
Lurk: Muse suddenly wants to live dangerously and take risks. Someone needs to stop them before they take a wrong turn!
No Grey: Muse is obsessed with money.
Say My Name: Muse is convinced their significant other is cheating on them.
Silver: Muse is incredibly optimistic about everything; only to become upset when they fail.
Send me, "Pet!" for my muse to get your muse a pet.
Can be any type of pet!