DEAR CATASTOPHE WAITRESS... @catastrophicwaitress - Tumblr Blog

trying really hard to be friends with someone and then eventually realising you cbb if they cbb

it's okay I still have 104 followers from 15 year old me. It's okay because I'm still 15 year old me, but now I listen to more Taylor Swift.

I have fought the return to tumblr for too long but it was always inevitable #acceptance

Siamese mushrooms! 🍄 #mushrooms #strangevegetables

#mushrooms #strangevegetables

I'm not gonna be 'popular' if it means being cruel. Sorry guys, I'm out.

"and someday you will ache like I ache…"

babaabababbab

i made a uni friend that like jens lekman and belle and sebatian and allo darlin’ and she lives in the flat next door to me and she is doing french too and she is best pals with catrin everything is so o.k also she plays ukulele!!!!

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This is meee! I am so proud! And an Internet stalker (I am really not as cool as I might seem hehehe!)

hahah yes!!! i didn't realise that you were going to brighton that's so cool and i'm so jealous because that's a million times cooler than bournemouth :( i will have to come and visit xxx

I just saw an advert for 'Eddie Stobart trucking songs'. Filling an important niche I'm sure? Yeah you should! I've never been to Bournemouth so I dunno how cool/uncool it is so I should go see it probs! I want to visit Hastings cos apparently they have a pirate day and everyone dresses up and they hold the record for the most pirates! xxx

Listening to LC and playing (virtual) scrabble with my boss (?)

#yolo #scrabble #i love my job

Hello.

c----h

Today has been a very sad but beautiful day, pre warning.. this gets soppy. On 12 July 1993, exactly 20 years ago, and at 22, Dan Eldon, an English photojournalist, artist and activist was stoned to death with three colleagues by Somali Mobs. He seems an amazing person, working with others his whole life and completing a series of journals I fell in love with about a year ago. Just this week my friend Hannah messaged me asking if I knew about his work and we both gushed over him together until we found out his anniversary was today. We made lots of different double sided information cards (approx. 180.. the printer went a bit ott, only 2 and 1 back pictured above), bunting, banners, framed photos, lit candles and arranged a tiny shrine in a tiny corner (pictured in image where people are walking by). We then floated boats down the river with his message “journey is the destination” along the side. It was really lovely to do it and remember him, as well as watch people go past and stop and think about him. Through his journals you really feel like you know him and I’ll never forget the sinking feeling of flicking through his book in the graphics room for the first time and thinking “wow look at all this work”, then turning to the back and reading the sad story of his death. His life cut short. His journal book ‘Journey Is The Destination’ inspires me so much, and so does Dan.

I want all the hugging/kissing/sexing when I am drunk so instead I bought myself a chocolate milkshake at 10 o clock at night because I am a massive child. This is my life.

Tomorrow I'm going on a trip to see my collegue Glen's sick, because apaz he was sick down my road and he reckons it's worth a look (plus it hasn't rained since so we wanna see how congealed it is). He did a drive by viewing when he dropped me home. I'm gonna send him a photo.

#What even am I #why do I this

My changing views towards the work CD...

April 'Omg Annie these are the most ridiculous songs ever these lyrics are ridiculous this CD is ridiculous.' July 'Kirstieee, can you pleeease turn the music on pleeease?' "It's on the work CD!" (Most used phrase)

What could be better than the dreamy eyes of Ron Swanson staring out from one's lockscreen? #ronswanson #parksandrec #parksandrecreation #hbo #lockscreen #iphone

#parksandrecreation #hbo #parksandrec #ronswanson #lockscreen #iphone

I feel like I've been through a tunnel of really intense boy stuff and just come out the other end feeling tired and a little lonely.

#boys #sigh

Scotland please don't leave the UK, I'll miss you!!

#love you #sniff

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