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tough on grease gentle on everything else

[ryan-sometimes]

I need whoever edited this image to know that it’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and every time it pops into my feed again it sends me into tears

[catatonicuglymachine]

shadumdadum so sick :(

[catatonicuglymachine]

sometimes you’ve got to eat toenail flesh.…

[catatonicuglymachine]

i hate my fucking job

i hate my fucking job

i hate my fucking job

[toad-warts]

[catatonicuglymachine]

ely ely ottooooiooooooooooo

[catatonicuglymachine]

mary sue wars.

[catatonicuglymachine]

the things i am doing to this toilet… not okay.

[catatonicuglymachine]

a big pile of lettuce with a fat load on top. how my mom did it! on that damp towel.

[catatonicuglymachine]

hanging the wench

[catatonicuglymachine]

!!THUNDERSTORM!!

[catatonicuglymachine]

i’m like a person but wrong

[jame7t]

there are great, lumbering things in the dark. shapes indistinct with terrible potential. but they could be gay as fuck

[catatonicuglymachine]

farm girl genetics kicked in

[catatonicuglymachine]

hey i’m the girlfriend who opened all the apps on the phone and i don’t regret it but i miss the love of my girlfriend #sadness what ever will i do. she wont break up with me but i feel a seething rage coming off of her and idk what to do. sucks to suck ig

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[catatonicuglymachine]

wish my gf would do this to me instead of opening all the apps on my phone

[catatonicuglymachine]

my girlfriend sucks she opened all ththe apps on my phone i wish i could divorce her but that pussy too tight. fuck my supid baka life

[catatonicuglymachine]

how bright would orange juice be if